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  • 05-05-2007 09:59PM
    #1
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭


    Hello all...as you can probablyy guess I am very ****ed drunk but what better way to be eh??? So to all you beautifull cookoos nestors tongiht that are drunk as well, please post here!!!! *pours a shot of buckfast for the person that replies*


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  • #2
    justagirlinabar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭justagirlinabar


    girls allowed?


  • #3
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I was so hung over today I missed out on going out for a meal and stayed at home puking... Does that count?


  • #4
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Yes girls are allowed to post here (as long as your drunk like me again tonight), and Hail 2 Da Chimp, that story alone makes you a lifetime member of my drunk club!!!

    So once again tonight, lets forget about the alka seltzers till the morning and get ****ing wrecked!!!


  • #5
    justagirlinabar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭justagirlinabar


    i'ld rather get ****ing ****ed


  • #6
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Back on top Johnny!


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  • #7
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    I am very ****ed now, and both of you are very welcom to join me in my ****edness!!!


  • #8
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Play the A-Team bus game...

    You sing "Get on the A-Team bus... Get on the A-Team bus!"
    Then take another drink.
    Repeat as neccessary!


  • #9
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    If I drink much more I think I am in danger of choking on my own sickkk, and to be honets I'd much rather talk to yea boardsies!


  • #10
    justagirlinabar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 199 ✭✭justagirlinabar


    not allowed to play that hard. will you play with me?


  • #11
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Yeah I'll play with you!!! ;)


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  • #12
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I played the Roxanne game last night... That was tough!


  • #13
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Whats the roxanne game? You ever played "The Hour Of Power" with Jack Daniels? Holy mother****ing **** its dangerous///


  • #14
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Listen to roxanne by sting and take a drink every time he says "Roxanne" or "Red light"

    Its ****in tough... Whats the hour of power?


  • #15
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Every 60 seconds for an hour straight, you take a shot of something (most commonly beer for pussy drinkers). There's also the centurion which is 100 minutes long, and which is too dangerous to play with anything stronger than 4.0% beer.

    Theres also the Scarface game, where you take a shot everytime the word "fcuk" is said in the movie (something like 196 times). Again this can only be played with beer!


  • #16
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Ah I've heard of that. One of my friends had a class drinkin game you play with a pack of cards. We kept nominating the weakest player to drink and when he went to the jacks we filled his glass with bearly dilluted vodka.

    By the time the game finished yer mans parents came home and the other fella was asleep at the kitchen table with his pants around his ankles ( a forefit) , he was too drunk to pull them up himself :D


  • #17
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Ha ha ha thats brilliant!!!! I remember the night I kept pouring 80% proof Absinthe into a glass of coke my friend was drinkin...he thought it was Vodka until we got to the club an he passed out in a pool of his own vomit outside!!!! I cried myself sober laughing!


  • #18
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    *Pours a few shots of Jagermeister for Hail 2 Da Chimp and justagirlinabar* Drink up kiddies!!!! :L


  • #19
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    anyone ever done the Horatio Cane drinking game?


  • #20
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    What is that Doomspell?


  • #21
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    We're on the A-Team bus... We're on the A-Team bus!

    * Drinks shot *


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  • #22
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    *Drinks another shot of Buckfast* Woot!


  • #23
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Yer not effin drunk if ye dont puke.
    And yer amateurs if ye stop drinking just cause ye duffed.
    Sheesh.


  • #24
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    DarkJager wrote:
    What is that Doomspell?

    Its for CSI Miami, every time Horatio
    -does anything involving his glasses
    -puts his hands on his hips
    -says a meaningless quote
    -repeats.. repeats himself
    -says frank

    sure to have you drunk before the fisrt add break!!

    Oh and for anyone who watches 24, anytime Jack says, damn it!!


  • #25
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Interesting....I must try that out sometime!!! On an unrelated note, the buckfast is gone, substances have been consumed and the crate of beer is gettin opened now!!!! God help me tomorrow!


  • #26
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    jezza wrote:
    Yer not effin drunk if ye dont puke.
    And yer amateurs if ye stop drinking just cause ye duffed.
    Sheesh.
    Young lady I was drinking when you were still in diapers*!




    * not actually true!


  • #27
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Fo shizzle my Chimp buddy....fo mo****in shizzle...


  • #28
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    *Strips naked and run off into th night* AAAACCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!


  • #29
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    And i'll be drinking while your in them H2TC! ;)


  • #30
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Not too long to wait then :D


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  • #31
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    <.< >.>


  • #32
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Hahah! Oh lord! Thank lord for saturday nights!


  • #33
    Heisenberg.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


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