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Richie's Poker School for Dummies!!

  • 05-05-2007 5:26pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,793 ✭✭✭


    Last night in 5/5 game in Wexford:

    Guy (in his 40's) bets 500 into Richie on the river

    Richie: "Will you show me if I fold?"
    "Yep, Sure"

    Richie instacalls with 2nd pair and wins.

    "How did you know I was bluffin??"
    "It's an obvious bluff..."

    Two hours later:

    Yerman above bets 300 OTR, this other guy (in his 40's) raises 600 (he wasn't there for the earlier instance)

    Yerman: "Will you show me if I fold?"
    "Yep, Sure"

    Yerman leans back in his chair and starts scratchin his head - "I can't remeber if i'm supposta call or fuking fold!!"

    He folds the hand, and is, of course, shown the bluff!!!!

    Richie is supposed to be recovering well after a slight concussion from falling off his chair

    Classic :)


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,516 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    lol. classic. trying a move and forgetting how it works. lol.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,361 ✭✭✭dougee19


    i like that story, made me laugh :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 347 ✭✭Brayruit


    Whenever I get asked that question, I try to maintain the same silence, pose, etc, whether I am strong or weak rather than make any comment at all.

    But I'm sure there is a better way to answer the question. Candidates off the top of my head:

    1) "I'll show you one of them"
    2) [5 second pause] "I'm trying to think of what I would say if I had the nuts"
    3) "Absolutely under no circumstances"
    4) "I won't show you, but I'll tell you"
    5) If strong: "yes", if weak: "no"

    I suppose you have to know what you're trying to achieve if you speak at all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,516 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    i always say when i have the nuts. "ill decide when you fold"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,724 ✭✭✭nicnicnic


    top class players in that school if people are looking at what fish is doing for direction


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