Its a sickness

kweeveen

Was playing in the Jackpot last night against a really pretty girl. After 5 minutes I still dont know her name but Im convinced Im in love.

Anyway, 2 hours in I flop the nuts in a 3 way pot. By the river theres 300 in the middle and Im heads up against her and shes checked it in to me.

I look over at her at Im thinking, God she's cute! how much to bet 50, 75??

BET THE POT...

Marq

Take all of her money and then you can offer to drive her home.

LuckyLloyd

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phantom_lord

yeah cause you'll get laid if u check it back :rolleyes:

pok3rplaya

If this was me I woulda took all my 50s out of my pocket and fan them on the table and said "hey baby, I'm a pro..."

LuckyLloyd

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Ste05

Bet pot and tell her you'll accept sexual favours instead of chips if she wants to call.

I kinda have an itch to close this pretty worthless thread and continue to stretch my new mod muscles, but mneh!! I'll let this one through for now. 5starpool can close it if he wants. But it's even more useless without pics :rolleyes:

5starpool

You should take this opportunity to stare her down intently for a few minutes before asking how much she has behind, ask her to pick up the chip on the floor behind her etc etc. Then bet 125.

Edit: I'm still in a good mood so I'll let Kev have his wee indulgence.

Theresalwaysone

Ah Margaret? she's a sick gambler.....we love her though.

kweeveen

UnLuckyLloyd wrote:

Poker isn't for everyone. If this stuff concerns you in a hand you should probably give up poker. Value bet her hot ass FFS.

Situation doesnt arrive too often, Its like that equation for life on other planets

Number of good looking girls
*

Fraction that play poker
*
Fraction that play live poker
*
Fraction that survive long enough to develop there game
*
Fraction that Im involved in a hand with
*
...

Solksjaer

Easy one!
Tell her if this was strip poker she'd be naked by now , if she winks back at you throw the cards into the muck face up.
If she laughs mockingly, RAISE THE BITCH.

valor

good thread

super_furry

So are fit girls + or - EV?

LuckyLloyd

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ArmaniJeanss

5starpool wrote:

Edit: I'm still in a good mood

I hope you've reserved '6starpool' for a namechange.

BigCityBanker

Personally id have pushed all in pre flop

Bandara

Easy, just send your cards into the muck face up with a long yearning arcing flick of your Rolex adorned wrist, stand up, lean over the table and stare deeply into her in eyes and say















................. "you had me at 'call'............"


:cool:

DeVore

Value bet and slowroll her. Then get up in her face about how you are "the daddy" and whoop it up a lot. Women love that sort of thing because it makes you look big and clever. Like smoking.

DeV.

Mr.Plough

stare her down and bet pot when you feel woody

5starpool

ArmaniJeanss wrote:

I hope you've reserved '6starpool' for a namechange.

I have my subscription funds at the ready..........

bops

DeVore wrote:

Value bet and slowroll her. Then get up in her face about how you are "the daddy" and whoop it up a lot. Women love that sort of thing because it makes you look big and clever. Like smoking.

DeV.

L.O.L!!!!

HIGH FIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bops

...i once had a similar situation, there was this chineese girl - she was fking sexy - anyways we (i) flirted for 2 or 3 hours, the kept "batting her eyelids" (is that correct??)...anyway, to cut a long story short, the inevitable happened... i felted her

rogue trader

Sorry but did i read this correctly...

A pretty girl playing poker in the Jackpot on a Tuesday night?

Did you check for an 'adam's apple'?

Mr.Plough

bops wrote:

kept "batting her eyelids" (is that correct)

yea blinking does it for me too

El Stuntman

mrs bops is a lucky woman

bops

El Stuntman wrote:

mrs bops is a lucky woman

good read!! wp

Goodluck2me

5starpool wrote:

I have my subscription funds at the ready..........

multiple accounts...whers teh mods when you need them?
what about 7starMilan when you at it?