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Wife put excrement in man's curry

  • 01-05-2007 9:59pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,640 ✭✭✭✭


    Damn what's going on with the women in Scotland.
    A disgruntled wife has admitted feeding her husband a curry containing dog excrement after their relationship broke down.

    Jill Martin, 47, pleaded guilty at Paisley Sheriff Court to culpable and reckless conduct against former husband Donald Martin.

    During the hearing, defence solicitor Terry Gallanagh likened the case to "an episode of Desperate Housewives".

    Sheriff G.W.Sinclair deferred sentence on Martin until 1 November.

    Depute Fiscal Margaret Dunnipace told the court that on 13 March, after placing the dinner in front of her husband Donald and watching him start to eat it, Martin had burst out laughing.

    At first she claimed she had laced the dish with arsenic but then confessed she had added dog excrement instead.

    The court heard that the couple had been married for 21 years but in recent years their relationship "had hit an all time low".

    Mr Gallanagh claimed that his client had endured "continued mental abuse" over a period of about five years which had taken its toll on her.

    He said Mr Martin had routinely questioned his wife's parental skills and had started a new business venture without her knowledge.

    He added: "At that time, she believed he had started an affair although those fears turned out to be unfounded."

    Following her arrest for the incident, Martin was banned from going anywhere near her husband or the matrimonial home in Langrig Road, Newton Mearns.

    The couple have now begun divorce proceedings.

    Deferring sentence until 1 November, Sheriff Sinclair said that he felt it would be wise to allow more time for matters to be resolved and ordered Martin to be of good behaviour.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/6612529.stm

    A lot of men complain about their wives' cooking but this is just ridiculous...


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 392 ✭✭Twinkle-star15


    One word: ew.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Did he ask for seconds?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    DaveMcG wrote:
    Did he ask for seconds?

    It would be hilarious if he did "darling, this is excellent. There seems to be an extra ingredient in it tonight. May I have some more?" :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Oh certainly my dear. Here, have some poopadoms aswell.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Deputy Fiscal.. hah.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    HOW, HOW do you prove that?


    Sit! Siiit! Siiiiiiiiiiiiiit!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,201 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Deputy Fiscal.. hah.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crown_Office

    I should get my other half to read this. She won't complain about my cooking again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Deputy Fiscal.. hah.

    and Dunnipace


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,528 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    A lot of men complain about their wives' cooking but this is just ridiculous...
    Guess he didn't curry her favour, so she added the flavour?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    Guess he didn't curry her favour, so she added the flavour?


    nah, she was out of curry powder half way through cooking and decided to improvise...


    Classy laydeee....


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