Dear Abby

Hagar

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in FInglas who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Coolock. One of my
sisters lives in Clonshaugh and is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two
sisters, who are prostitutes in KIlbarrick.

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence at Mountjoy for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other
brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with
his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives
in Ballymun. She is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancé and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally
open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin, Kay, who lives in Tallaght?

Signed,

Worried About My Rep

Capt'n Midnight

Should I tell her about my cousin, Kay, who supports Man U. ?