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jd83

i need help, what should one do when their girlfriends is constantly trying to get them to give up their drunken ways and lose the beer gut??????

ferdi

put up with it and ignore like everyone else

rediguana

Sort it. If your girlfriend isn't watching your sixpack she's watching someone else's.

olaola

Tell her 'Yes, your arse DOES look fat in that'...

Wishbone Ash

rory1983 wrote:

their girlfriends

Girlfriends! - lucky bástard.

holland501

ferdi wrote:

put up with it and ignore like everyone else

second that

The Hill Billy

rory1983 wrote:

i need help, what should one do when their girlfriends is constantly trying to get them to give up their drunken ways and lose the beer gut??????

You really need to speak with the good folks in PI about this.

If, on the other hand, your problem was "what should one do when my beer gut is constantly trying to get me to give up my pussy-whipped ways and lose the girlfriend??????" - then we might be able to help.


Clue - The Answer is in the Question.

J.S. Pill

Show her this

Slow Motion

Upgrade to a more beer compliant model !:p

matt-dublin

respond with something along the lines of...

"do you not like me for who and what i am or are you a bit shallow?"

Victor McDade

tell her she's no eva longoria herself then go for a pint

Interceptor

Find yourself a fat, heavy-drinking girlfriend who doesn't mind you picking your nose, farting or checking out other girls boobehs and chuck out your whiny inconsiderate current model.

How do you turn a fox into a dog? Marry her...

'cptr

Bazzy

Good slap in the jaw would do rightly

The Hill Billy

Bazzy wrote:

Good slap in the jaw would do rightly

A bit of respect for the wimmins please Brother Bazzy, lest Sister Beru come along and kick your mysoginistic ar$e with that jackboot of hers.

trout

Bazzy wrote:

Good slap in the jaw would do rightly

Violence is the last refuge of the scoundrel. :mad:

OLDYELLAR

Stop shaving and washing for a few weeks ...........Leave some skid mark undies around soon she`ll be thinking " Wheres my beer swilling beast of a man oh how I miss his drunken lovin ".

jd83

its not too bad yet, it started with a few joking comments then slowly but surely i can see her bringing it up more and more. Apart from this she is fine. But im happy with my beer gut i dont want lose it it defines who i am. Id dont want to turn into a skinny fruit eating yuppy.

Zaph

That's very impressive lateral thinking for a wimmins there Sister Oldyellar.

OLDYELLAR

Skid mark undies are the only way to go Im afraid

Soon she`ll love you for whats on the inside !!

OLDYELLAR

zaph wrote:

That's very impressive lateral thinking for a wimmins there Sister Oldyellar.

Thanks Zaph I guess its because I used to have those man bits , it became harder and harder to find a decent woman to scratch them for me so I decided to become that woman :cool:

The Hill Billy

OLDYELLAR wrote:

Thanks Zaph I guess its because I used to have those man bits , it became harder and harder to find a decent woman to scratch them for me so I decided to become that woman :cool:

Which means that you're now a woman with nothing to scratch?

OLDYELLAR

Hill Billy wrote:

Which means that you're now a woman with nothing to scratch?

No it now means Im a woman with a fella who will never have to suffer the pangs of itchy balls again
I like to do my best for others

Zaph

OLDYELLAR wrote:

No it now means Im a woman with a fella who will never have to suffer the pangs of itchy balls again

Sister Oldyellar is the ultimate labour saving device. Every Brother should have one!

OLDYELLAR

zaph wrote:

Sister Oldyellar is the ultimate labour saving device. Every Brother should have one!

I shall show the other womans the way forward and the technique involved in this revolution:cool: