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  • 24-04-2007 9:38pm
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    jd83
    Registered Users Posts: 1,445 ✭✭✭


    i need help, what should one do when their girlfriends is constantly trying to get them to give up their drunken ways and lose the beer gut??????


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    ferdi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    put up with it and ignore like everyone else


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    #3
    rediguana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭rediguana


    Sort it. If your girlfriend isn't watching your sixpack she's watching someone else's.


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    olaola
    Registered Users Posts: 4,139 ✭✭✭olaola


    Tell her 'Yes, your arse DOES look fat in that'...


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    Wishbone Ash
    Registered Users Posts: 24,958 ✭✭✭✭Wishbone Ash


    rory1983 wrote:
    their girlfriends
    Girlfriends! - lucky bástard.


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    holland501
    Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭holland501


    ferdi wrote:
    put up with it and ignore like everyone else


    second that


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    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users Posts: 22,748 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    rory1983 wrote:
    i need help, what should one do when their girlfriends is constantly trying to get them to give up their drunken ways and lose the beer gut??????
    You really need to speak with the good folks in PI about this.

    If, on the other hand, your problem was "what should one do when my beer gut is constantly trying to get me to give up my pussy-whipped ways and lose the girlfriend??????" - then we might be able to help.


    Clue - The Answer is in the Question.


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    J.S. Pill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭J.S. Pill


    Show her this

    red-door-big.jpg


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    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Upgrade to a more beer compliant model !:p


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    #10
    matt-dublin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    respond with something along the lines of...

    "do you not like me for who and what i am or are you a bit shallow?"


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    Victor McDade
    Registered Users Posts: 710 ✭✭✭Victor McDade


    tell her she's no eva longoria herself then go for a pint


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    Interceptor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    Find yourself a fat, heavy-drinking girlfriend who doesn't mind you picking your nose, farting or checking out other girls boobehs and chuck out your whiny inconsiderate current model.

    How do you turn a fox into a dog? Marry her...

    'cptr


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    Bazzy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭Bazzy


    Good slap in the jaw would do rightly


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    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users Posts: 22,748 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Bazzy wrote:
    Good slap in the jaw would do rightly

    A bit of respect for the wimmins please Brother Bazzy, lest Sister Beru come along and kick your mysoginistic ar$e with that jackboot of hers.


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    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭trout


    Bazzy wrote:
    Good slap in the jaw would do rightly

    Violence is the last refuge of the scoundrel. :mad:


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    #16
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Stop shaving and washing for a few weeks ...........Leave some skid mark undies around soon she`ll be thinking " Wheres my beer swilling beast of a man oh how I miss his drunken lovin ".
    ;)


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    jd83
    Registered Users Posts: 1,445 ✭✭✭jd83


    its not too bad yet, it started with a few joking comments then slowly but surely i can see her bringing it up more and more. Apart from this she is fine. But im happy with my beer gut i dont want lose it it defines who i am. Id dont want to turn into a skinny fruit eating yuppy.


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    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,280 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    That's very impressive lateral thinking for a wimmins there Sister Oldyellar.


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    #19
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Skid mark undies are the only way to go Im afraid :)

    Soon she`ll love you for whats on the inside !!


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    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    zaph wrote:
    That's very impressive lateral thinking for a wimmins there Sister Oldyellar.

    Thanks Zaph I guess its because I used to have those man bits , it became harder and harder to find a decent woman to scratch them for me so I decided to become that woman :cool:


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    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users Posts: 22,748 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    OLDYELLAR wrote:
    Thanks Zaph I guess its because I used to have those man bits , it became harder and harder to find a decent woman to scratch them for me so I decided to become that woman :cool:

    Which means that you're now a woman with nothing to scratch? :confused:


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    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Hill Billy wrote:
    Which means that you're now a woman with nothing to scratch? :confused:

    No it now means Im a woman with a fella who will never have to suffer the pangs of itchy balls again :)
    I like to do my best for others :D


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    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,280 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    OLDYELLAR wrote:
    No it now means Im a woman with a fella who will never have to suffer the pangs of itchy balls again

    Sister Oldyellar is the ultimate labour saving device. Every Brother should have one!


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    #24
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    zaph wrote:
    Sister Oldyellar is the ultimate labour saving device. Every Brother should have one!

    I shall show the other womans the way forward and the technique involved in this revolution:cool:


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