Man Cuts Off His Penis in Restaurant

Kingp35

BBC News wrote:

A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.

Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.


The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin
Zizzi spokeswoman

A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.

She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.

"Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.

"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.

"This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time."

She added: "Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/6586879.stm

:eek:

Ravage1616

Oh ok............Got some issues!

PCros

Maybe he ran out of sausages.:eek:

Woah.

Ouch.

whiskeyman

Waiter, Waiter, there's a penis in my soup...

quad_red

We've all thought about it!!




















Breaking into a posh restaurant and screaming about the little portions I mean.

There's no way I'd harm Excalibur!

Sad Professor

:eek: Why did he do it in a restaurant?

petes

Sad Professor wrote:

:eek: Why did he do it in a restaurant?

It's as good a place as any for these types of shennanagins.

I'm just glad I wasn't there.

Dave!

Sounds like fun

petes

petes wrote:

It's as good a place as any for these types of shennanagins.

I'm just glad I wasn't there.

Especially in a posh one.

Owen

Now that's what I call a tip!

dr strangelove

Hahahahaha, weird, 'zizi' is french slang for penis, i wonder if the owner knew that when he opened the restaurant?

(See Mum, that summer in France wasn't completely wasted!)

brianthebard

Sad Professor wrote:

:eek: Why did he do it in a restaurant?

Sharpest knives this side of a surgeon's theatre...

Peteee

Monday Morning Menu

German Sausage

nlgbbbblth

Imagine if he tried to make somebody eat it?

His life is ruined.

tolosenc

The name of the restaurant is the French equivalent of "willy". Irony!

Victor

Sad Professor wrote:

:eek: Why did he do it in a restaurant?

And did he wash his hands? :eek:

Alter-Ego

Ah things are getting that bad i'm not even shocked.

The whole worl's in a state o' chassis!

Vokes

Uhhhhhhh.

I was in Zizzi's earlier (although a different branch) and had one of their double 'pepperoni' pizzas.

Feeling a bit nauseous now

Thrill

. MENU

. starter

. 1.Soup of the day

. 2.salad



. Main course


. Your own knob roasted in a spicey sause (with a side order of meatballs)

. desert

. Massive dose of morphine

Gaspode

Kingp35 wrote:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/6586879.stm

:eek:

The restaurant may have been packed but I guess he no longer is...?

PeakOutput

hes going to regret that

thebaz

what a prick

mkennedy

thrill wrote:

. MENU

. starter

. 1.Soup of the day

. 2.salad



. Main course


. Your own knob roasted in a spicey sause (with a side order of meatballs)

. desert

. Massive dose of morphine

lmao, brilliant.

Karl Hungus

brianthebard wrote:

Sharpest knives this side of a surgeon's theatre...

This is true. I knew a guy who was a chef, and I'm not going to disclose too much information, but I tested out his knives and holy mother of god they were beyond sharp.

Ruen

What a fruitloop:eek: , I wouldnt be into that at all. A finger or a toe even but his knob for Christs sake. Ahh well everybody to their own

Rabies

bbc news wrote:

Members of staff stopped him.

Whip it out there lads and beat him with your todger

Tar.Aldarion

I feel his pain.

Splinter

Rabies wrote:

Whip it out there lads and beat him with your todger

hahah, glad i aint a waiter there..

Sad Professor

Way to put people off their food...

brianthebard

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I feel his pain.

Are you holding his knob??

he had to be mentally disturbed
wtf would do that?

Nephew

I'd say it's pretty hard to take a piss after cutting off your knob.

exCrumlinBoyo

Fair play to the fella, he obviously has issues of some sort with someone and no better man or way to bring to the fore front, these issues as to cut your mickey off in a public restaurant ...

How big was it does anyone know.... I am sure a guy with a small mickey would not do such a thing.. Bragging rights you know!

brianthebard

He got the directions from this video messed up....

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

WindSock

At least he wont be able to carry on his genes.
Willy be havin spotted dick for dessert?

Victor

brianthebard wrote:

Are you holding his knob??

Tar had an accident recently.

Lazare

PeakOutput wrote:

hes going to regret that

Post of the year?

R0ot

Sad Professor wrote:

:eek: Why did he do it in a restaurant?

Why the hell did he do it at all?! :eek:

Lazare

R0ot wrote:

Why the hell did he do it at all?! :eek:

Maybe he wanted to suck it. He probably weighed up his options and felt that taking out two ribs would be that little bit messier.

badgerbadger

will this guy get a darwin award

Jesus Wept

badgerbadger wrote:

will this guy get a darwin award

maybe not though, I think you need to die to get one? Is he dead yet?

Nobel prize for chopping your knob off perhaps..

brianthebard

I thought you had to die to get one but you just need to remove yourself from the gene pool..most of the awards have gone to dead idiots though. If a person is mentally disturbed then they don't get the award cause it wasn't their fault....

Big Chief

thats what the management get for only allowing access to toilet facilities to paying customers..

clearly he was just showing his outrage towards this

Jesus Wept

Big Chief wrote:

thats what the management get for only allowing access to toilet facilities to paying customers..

clearly he was just showing his outrage towards this

In light of this new evidence, I for one commend him for his bold statement.

Down with this sort of thing.

Perhaps the thread title should be changed to 'Local hero saves day'

Splinter

The-Rigger wrote:

In light of this new evidence, I for one commend him for his bold statement.

Down with this sort of thing.

Perhaps the thread title should be changed to 'Local hero saves day'

'Local hero saves day but loses manhood' would be more appropriate

jester77

Talk about leaving a tip :eek:

Wonder what it feels like if they can't reattach it and he gets turned on Would it be similar to someone who lost a limb and they get an itch but there is nothing to scratch... now that would be the ultimate frustration :eek:

cance

i wanted my sausage rare dammit! RARE!!!

DublinWriter

Two words: Tossed Salad.

timmywex

someone has issues