Can't remember the words to childish songs

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Can someone help me out here. I've got two songs in my head, but can't remember most of them. I'm not even sure if others will know them but here goes.

One was something we always sang on cub scout trips. It was about someone letting a fart, and the fart kept on snowballing and travelling. It mentioned Julius Caesar and the line "Bristol Rovers playing at home" and at the end of each line was "Barney Boo!"

The other morning, I mentioned something about it being chilly and it brought back this one to me:

"Chilly on the willy
Cold on the hole..."

and I can't remember the rest. I'm sure there's more.

Angus MacGyver

There was an old woman in 92 Barney Boo X3
let a fart and off she blew
Inky Winky Barney Boo

The fart went rollin down the street Barney Boo X3
Knocked a copper off his feet
Inky Winky Barney Boo

The Cop took out his trusty pistol Barney Boo X3
Shot the fart from here to Bristol
Inky Winky Barney Boo

Bristol Rovers playin at home Barney Boo X3
Kicked the faart from here to Rome
Inky Winky Barney Boo

Julius Ceaser drinkin wine Barney Boo X3
Fart went rollin down his spine
knocked his mickey outta line
Inky Winky Barney Boo

Hitler in a submarine Barney Boo X3
Covered his balls in margerine
Inky Winky Barney Boo

3 German soldiers in a tank Barney Boo X3
Kissin the girls and havin a ****
Inky Winky Barney Boo

I dont know wher the last two verses came from but they were the ones that were sang a little lower so that the teachers wouldnt hear,

There was also the classic incest song

If you go down to the woods today your in for a big surprise,
If you go down to the woods today you better shut your eyes,
Cause mam and Dad are havin a shag,
And Uncle Bob is suckin his knob,
And aunty Flo is havin a go at Grandad

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Ah, that's it! Never heard the last two verses though. The one I knew had the cop taking out his whistle and blowing the fart from here to Bristol, and Caesar's balls being knocked out of line.

Definitely never heard the incest one either!

Hard Larry

Barney Boo?...we used to sink parle vous...only french I knew at the time.

Another classic was....

Bang Bang Rosey, Rosey Bangs all day. but who will Bang for Rosey when Rosey goes away.

Here's Maggie Thatcher, throw her up and catch her...