"Bog Roll Limit to Save the Planet," says has-been singer

The Hill Billy

According to Sheryl Crow, she can save the planet by using only 1 sheet of loo roll per toilet visit (or 2 or 3 if she has the trots). (This may or may not actually be what she said.)
See here for more.

If you were a has-been singer, what crazy-ass scheme would you come up with to save the planet?

gucci

how about recycle every cd and packageing that was ever produced with her whining recorded on it, would help save the planet and our hearing

Rabies

Crow has also commented on her website about how she thinks paper napkins "represent the height of wastefulness".

She has designed a clothing line with what she calls a "dining sleeve

The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve" after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.

Such a crazy idea, but it could actualy make money.

Fajitas!

Obviously hasn't had too many nights out on the black stuff...

Sabre0001

I think some celebs should keep their mouths shut - that should reduce the amount of methane gas released into atmosphere anyway...

FlutterinBantam

If she thinks one sheet of bogroll will will bring The Flutts ringpiece back to "Blue Flag" standard she's mistaken.

She has some nerve goin on with this crud.

Slow Motion

FlutterinBantam wrote:

She has some nerve goin on with this crud.

Snigger !

DarkJager

Sheryl "Dirty Arse" Crow would be better off keeping her mouth shut and her idiotic (not to mention impossible) ideas inside that small vacant space where her brain should be...

Mossy Monk

Singer by day, Captain Planet by night. She should STFU.

Slow Motion

Mossy Monk wrote:

Singer by day, Captain Planet by night. She should STFU.

Aww C'mon ! Sure all she wants to do is have some fun.....

"wanders away humming anoying tune...."

Mr. Presentable

Rabies wrote:

Such a crazy idea, but it could actualy make money.

She probably means "sh*ting sleeve"

arseagon

Save the planet by using grass to wipe your a*se. That'd bring a whole new meaning to being green.

_blank_

Slow Motion wrote:

Sure all she wants to do is have some fun.....

You bastard.

This morning it was 'Ruby, ruby, ruby, ru-bay'

This afternoon it'll be Santa Monica Boulevard.

monkeyfudge

Only using one side of the sheet of toilet paper?

Come on Sheryl... you can try harder than that.

You can make a further 50% saving by using both sides.

super_furry

What's wrong with the three shells?

Kojak

Slow Motion wrote:

Aww C'mon ! Sure all she wants to do is have some fun.

Oh god, noooooo :mad:

Wasn't Ken Livingstson (London Mayor) talking about something like this last year?? AFAIK, he said that you should only flush the toilet after going for a sh1t, that urine shouldn't be flushed as it was a waste of water.

Seriously, where do some of these people come up with these ideas??

The Hill Billy

seansouth wrote:

You bastard.

This morning it was 'Ruby, ruby, ruby, ru-bay'

This afternoon it'll be Santa Monica Boulevard.

[OFFTOPIC]
"Come on, Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, ..."


That'll wreck your head for a few hours now!
Mu-ha-ha-haa!
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The Hill Billy

Kojak wrote:

...you should only flush the toilet after going for a sh1t, that urine shouldn't be flushed as it was a waste of water.

Do you not know the cardinal rules of toilet waste removal:
1. If it is yellow, let it mellow.
2. If it is brown, flush it down.

DarkJager

And these tree hugging bastards wonder why people hate them so much. I swear people like this must have a 5 inch layer of **** caked on to them... Or in Sheryls case, caked into her arse, mrs ****ing 1 sheet wonder woman.

monkeyfudge

Remind me to never have anal sex with Sheryl Crow... it could be a messy affair.

DarkJager

Make sure you pack a chisel and a puke bucket...

muletide

Hill Billy wrote:

According to Sheryl Crow, she can save the planet by using only 1 sheet of loo roll per toilet visit (or 2 or 3 if she has the trots). (This may or may not actually be what she said.)
See here for more.

If you were a has-been singer, what crazy-ass scheme would you come up with to save the planet?

One sheet per visit - "That don't impress me much"


Sorry

Slow Motion

seansouth wrote:

You bastard.

This morning it was 'Ruby, ruby, ruby, ru-bay'

This afternoon it'll be Santa Monica Boulevard.

"I know a song that'll get on yer nerves
get on yer nerves, get on yer nerves,
I know a song that'll get on yer nerves, get, get, get on yer nerves.....":D

gandalf

Jaysus one sheet after a Donor from that place opposite the Central Bank (we all know where I am talking about Its the place you only eat after a unreal amount of beer!!!!). You'd be hard pressed not to use half a roll after that !!!!

Mossy Monk

Hill Billy wrote:

Do you not know the cardinal rules of toilet waste removal:
1. If it is yellow, let it mellow.
2. If it is brown, flush it down.

But what of the smell of piss?

Thrill

Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban
on using too much toilet paper
should be introduced to help the environment.

I wouldn't like to be the one having to enforce that ban.

The job of having looking up some guys hairy crack to determine if
he should use one sheet of bog roll or two isn't a job for the sane.

Crap idea. Hasn't she got anything else to crow about.

monkeyfudge

I wish she'd just crow up and stop talking such nonsense.

Guy:Incognito

muletide wrote:

One sheet per visit - "That don't impress me much"


Sorry

*Cough* Shania Twain *Cough*

Agamemnon

If I ever meet her, I'm going to wipe my arse on her hair. That'll learn her.

aidan_dunne

No wonder Lance Armstrong dumped her. Imagine the smell of leftover shíte that must have been coming off her all the time from not wiping herself properly! :eek:

Peter Collins

Now we know what Billy was doing with those labels he liked to peel from his bottles of Bud.

He was using them as jacks roll back in Sheryl's place.

aidan_dunne

Peter Collins wrote:

Now we know what Billy was doing with those labels he liked to peel from his bottles of Bud.

He was using them as jacks roll back in Sheryl's place.

Brilliant!

Alter-Ego

Teh durteh fecker, she must have a tiny tiny hole if she can justify one sheet.

DublinWriter

Sabre0001 wrote:

I think some celebs should keep their mouths shut - that should reduce the amount of methane gas released into atmosphere anyway...

Where's Chris Morris when you need him?

Thrill

Alter-Ego wrote:

Teh durteh fecker, she must have a tiny tiny hole if she can justify one sheet.

If one sheet wont do then she resorts to using her fingers.

She's real keen on saving the planet, don't ya know.
She's willing to do anything to save it, God love her.

connundrum

This idea saddens me to no end.

I'd rather see all motorsport banned to save the world instead

The Hill Billy

Lifted from the Guardian today.

Guardian wrote:

Crow, 45, took her environmental message to the White House correspondents' dinner, an annual Washington ritual featuring the president as guest of honour.

The "highlight of the evening", according to Crow, was when she was introduced to Mr [Karl] Rove, giving her an opportunity "to talk directly to the Bush administration about global warming".

Mr Rove, it seems, was more intent on enjoying his dinner than debating carbon footprints or bowel movements.

As he turned to leave, Crow reached out to touch his arm. "Karl swung around and spat, 'Don't touch me'," recounted Crow and fellow eco-celebrity Laurie David in another blog.

"How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow?"

But the singer was not deterred. "You can't speak to us like that, you work for us," she thundered to the departing Mr Rove, who responded, "I don't work for you, I work for the American people."

"We are the American people," the singer shot back.

Mr Rove then left, quite possibly heading for the bathroom.

Rove was obviously aware of Crow's "One Square" policy & didn't want her shíte-stained fingers messing up his suit. Fair dues Karl!

DarkJager

Fair play to Karl, he doesn't take any ****!!!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Damn hippies are at it again!

You Suck!

It's not for the environment, She is in fact just masquerading for CAPTAIN DINGLEBERRY!!!

Don't fall for it!

NutJob

Guess shes not a Guiness drinker then:D

bonkey

I notice that all the articles mentioning this manage not to mention the rest of the piece it originally was written in, where she claims to have run it by her brother who suggested a further improvement by washing the one sheet so it can be reused.

Of course, mentioning that might just have tipped people off that it wasn't entirely serious.

dame

Does she refrain from washing her hands afterwards too? You know, conserving water and all that...

She should go on holiday to Egypt. I'm sure she'd approve of how planet-friendly they are over there....
There's a guy standing outside most public loos (unofficially of course), who has robbed the loo roll and you've to provide him with some "baksheesh" before he hands you one or two sheets off the roll per visit! :eek: Once you've been enlightened on the reason why they all have a very long nail on their left pinky you'll prefer to bring your own supply anyway!

Guy:Incognito

DublinWriter wrote:

Where's Chris Morris when you need him?

The guy who used to play at the back for Ireland?