A dell emma of mine.

Sparky

Which came first, the knife or the fork?

Kojak

The spoon, perhaps?

littlesurfer

well i think knives have been used down through the ages! Forks not so much...why is that a dilemma?

aidan_walsh

Kojak wrote:

The spoon, perhaps?

And the dish wasn't happy about it at all, so she wasn't.

Black Swan

Kojak wrote:

The spoon, perhaps?

Yes! If you spoon, it can lead to a fork, whereupon he can use his knife.

Sparky

You call that a knife?


This


is


a


Knife

Jesus Wept

That's a

Black Swan

Spooning is so much more fun, than knifing or forking!

Sparky

Agreed

Kojak

A solution to all the problems of this dilemma...

Black Swan

Only one spoon? How sad...

littlesurfer

spooning with a fork must be a little uncomfortable.....prickly,.....although some people like that kind of thing!

Blue_Lagoon

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Spooning is so much more fun, than knifing or forking!

Are you sure????

A lot of people prefer forking....

littlesurfer

ooh that looks like fun

arhh fork-in-hell!!

biko

Spanky-s wrote:

Which came first, the knife or the fork?

The fork came during foreplay, the knife during intercourse.

Kojak

All this talk about eating utensils, and no one has mentioned the chopsticks

Wouldn't it be great eating a bowl of cornflakes with these??

Jesus Wept

Kojak wrote:

All this talk about eating utensils, and no one has mentioned the chopsticks

Wouldn't it be great eating a bowl of cornflakes with these??

an awful creation, dragging us backwards.

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Here is a utensil of the future

the spork

Just wait 'till they combine the fork with a duck

littlesurfer

a durk?.....no no a fock?......i don't get it

littlesurfer

littlesurfer wrote:

a durk?.....no no a fock?......i don't get it

well. it is tcn after all

Spork anyone?



I read this as saying "A dell enema of mine" - I thought, thats gotta hurt!