$20 a go

Hagar

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new
husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking
encounter. In his highly aroused state her husband readily
agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for
the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for
her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her
husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he
explained that his employer was going through a process of
corporate down sizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely
that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position
that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore,
they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty
years of deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then
she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which
were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one
of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for
the 30 years she had charged him for sex, these holdings had
multiplied and these were the results of her savings and
investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3
million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but
finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea
what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"