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Krav Maga V Welsh Llapgoch

  • 19-04-2007 4:40pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭


    http://www.llapgoch.org.uk/

    Well Krav Maga guys, do you think you'd be up to this indignious Welsh Art ? Not trying to say for a second that KM is one of these makey uppy 'Martial Arts' that copied a few techniques from Karate,TKD,judo,Wrestling etc and hey presto - you've got the 'deadliest self defence system EVER devivsed' that Can Transform ANY MAN (Or Woman) Into A Walking, Breathing Weapon Of Mass Destruction. :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭henryb


    O'Leprosy wrote:
    http://www.llapgoch.org.uk/

    Well Krav Maga guys, do you think you'd be up to this indignious Welsh Art ? Not trying to say for a second that KM is one of these makey uppy 'Martial Arts' that copied a few techniques from Karate,TKD,judo,Wrestling etc and hey presto - you've got the 'deadliest self defence system EVER devivsed' that Can Transform ANY MAN (Or Woman) Into A Walking, Breathing Weapon Of Mass Destruction. :eek:

    Why single out krav maga guys?
    What 'art 'are you an expert in?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭SorGan


    dont feed the TROLL!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,185 ✭✭✭cletus


    Leaving out the dig at Krav Maga, the website is actually quite funny. Matt Furey would be proud;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 174 ✭✭paxo


    It's an obvious p*ss take
    Paxo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭cushtac




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    lol brilliant


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭kravist


    I oly respcect the opinios of people who can spell "Devised" propperlllly!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 800 ✭✭✭Michael O Leary


    SorGan wrote:
    dont feed the TROLL!

    I have met him in the past and he is actually quite a nice fella but he hates, ABSOLUTLY HATES, Krav Maga for some reason.

    Regards,

    Michael.
    www.iewto.org


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,448 ✭✭✭Roper


    I LIKE the way the KEYWORDS are in CAPS on that site. It does sort of REFLECT how krav is MARKETED!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭O'Leprosy


    Well to be honest, this is yet again another 'Martial Art' marketed as SECRET COMMANDO TRAINING of DEADLY TECHNIQUES, UNBEATABLE COMBAT FIGHTING etc, all yours for only $120.00............... After an afternoon seminar of this YOU WILL BE ABLE TO KILL ANYONE. As Roper sort of agrees " It does sort of REFLECT how krav is MARKETED! "

    The bits of it have seen are exactly what I have have described, a handful of Karate,TKD,Boxing, Judo,Wrestling and Aikido and nasty's like eye gouging, small joint manipulation, face bars etc techniques cobbled together into this 'unique fighting system'.

    Why single out krav maga guys? It's like these " Ultimate SAS Self Defence Manuals ", with a flick of the wrist..... all the enemy are dead etc.

    As for it's effectiveness, well I suppose a Palestinian beating to pulp by several practioners of it in a jewish internment camp could probably best testify to it.

    By the way, the Llapgoch thing was actually a spoof created by Monty Python I believe, but it's good crack " You will no longer look pitiful and spotty to your GIRL FRIENDS......They will admire your MASTERY and DECISIVENESS.....and will almost certainly let you put your HAND inside their BLOUSE out of sheer ADMIRATION. "


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭SorGan


    O'Leprosy wrote:
    Well to be honest, this is yet again another 'Martial Art' marketed as SECRET COMMANDO TRAINING of DEADLY TECHNIQUES, UNBEATABLE COMBAT FIGHTING etc, all yours for only $120.00............... After an afternoon seminar of this YOU WILL BE ABLE TO KILL ANYONE. As Roper sort of agrees " It does sort of REFLECT how krav is MARKETED! "

    The bits of it have seen are exactly what I have have described, a handful of Karate,TKD,Boxing, Judo,Wrestling and Aikido and nasty's like eye gouging, small joint manipulation, face bars etc techniques cobbled together into this 'unique fighting system'.

    Why single out krav maga guys? It's like these " Ultimate SAS Self Defence Manuals ", with a flick of the wrist..... all the enemy are dead etc.

    As for it's effectiveness, well I suppose a Palestinian beating to pulp by several practioners of it in a jewish internment camp could probably best testify to it.

    By the way, the Llapgoch thing was actually a spoof created by Monty Python I believe, but it's good crack " You will no longer look pitiful and spotty to your GIRL FRIENDS......They will admire your MASTERY and DECISIVENESS.....and will almost certainly let you put your HAND inside their BLOUSE out of sheer ADMIRATION. "
    hum i agree and dont.
    not all people teaching krav maga are stating this bull.
    i cant see anyone taking anything from karate that is useful?:D :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭SorGan


    I have met him in the past and he is actually quite a nice fella but he hates, ABSOLUTLY HATES, Krav Maga for some reason.

    Regards,

    Michael.
    www.iewto.org
    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 800 ✭✭✭Michael O Leary


    O'Leprosy wrote:
    As for it's effectiveness, well I suppose a Palestinian beating to pulp by several practioners of it in a jewish internment camp could probably best testify to it. "

    Just out of interest, which side of the fence would you sit on in the Israeli/Palestinian or would you have an opinion?

    Regards,

    Michael.
    www.iewto.org


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,448 ✭✭✭Roper


    Hmmm, I think that's fairly clear!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭SorGan


    O'Leprosy wrote:
    Well to be honest, this is yet again another 'Martial Art' marketed as SECRET COMMANDO TRAINING of DEADLY TECHNIQUES, UNBEATABLE COMBAT FIGHTING etc, all yours for only $120.00............... After an afternoon seminar of this YOU WILL BE ABLE TO KILL ANYONE. As Roper sort of agrees " It does sort of REFLECT how krav is MARKETED! "

    The bits of it have seen are exactly what I have have described
    , a handful of Karate,TKD,Boxing, Judo,Wrestling and Aikido and nasty's like eye gouging, small joint manipulation, face bars etc techniques cobbled together into this 'unique fighting system'.

    "
    you've seen bits eh?
    so what your saying is that its a cut down system of combat based on strikes/punches/grappling from other MAs?
    thats great as long as its trained properly and its the bits that are effective that were taken?
    really don't see the prob there..

    btw..tkd is a clone of karate:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,085 ✭✭✭Baggio...


    How did you come across that site? :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭SorGan


    :rolleyes: 103-0827877-5067838?ie=UTF8&n=404272&s=video


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 174 ✭✭paxo


    O'Leprosy wrote:
    Well to be honest, this is yet again another 'Martial Art' marketed as SECRET COMMANDO TRAINING of DEADLY TECHNIQUES, UNBEATABLE COMBAT FIGHTING etc, all yours for only $120.00............... After an afternoon seminar of this YOU WILL BE ABLE TO KILL ANYONE. As Roper sort of agrees " It does sort of REFLECT how krav is MARKETED! "

    The bits of it have seen are exactly what I have have described, a handful of Karate,TKD,Boxing, Judo,Wrestling and Aikido and nasty's like eye gouging, small joint manipulation, face bars etc techniques cobbled together into this 'unique fighting system'.

    Why single out krav maga guys? It's like these " Ultimate SAS Self Defence Manuals ", with a flick of the wrist..... all the enemy are dead etc.

    As for it's effectiveness, well I suppose a Palestinian beating to pulp by several practioners of it in a jewish internment camp could probably best testify to it.

    By the way, the Llapgoch thing was actually a spoof created by Monty Python I believe, but it's good crack " You will no longer look pitiful and spotty to your GIRL FRIENDS......They will admire your MASTERY and DECISIVENESS.....and will almost certainly let you put your HAND inside their BLOUSE out of sheer ADMIRATION. "

    Personally I have moved on to an art that does oppress anyone
    Paxo
    http://www.vikingfighting.com/Default.aspx


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 174 ✭✭paxo


    Then there are other Isreali arts apart from Krav
    http://www.abirwarriorarts.com/photogallery1.htm


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭pma-ire


    SorGan wrote:
    :rolleyes: 103-0827877-5067838?ie=UTF8&n=404272&s=video

    vince morris is a very well respected martial artist!

    the name of the book may be a bit naff. but you might try reading it first before you use it's cover to poke fun at it!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭pma-ire


    paxo wrote:
    Then there are other Isreali arts apart from Krav
    http://www.abirwarriorarts.com/photogallery1.htm

    he's just doing kuk sul won!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,085 ✭✭✭Baggio...


    Scary.... this one is not a piss take. :mad: :mad: :mad:

    http://www.topsecrettraining.com/merc/mercenarycombatives.html


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭SorGan


    O'Leprosy wrote:
    http://www.llapgoch.org.uk/
    KM is one of these makey uppy 'Martial Arts' that copied a few techniques from Karate,TKD,judo,Wrestling etc and hey presto - you've got the 'deadliest self defence system EVER devivsed' that Can Transform ANY MAN (Or Woman) Into A Walking, Breathing Weapon Of Mass Destruction. :eek:
    pma-ire wrote:
    vince morris is a very well respected martial artist!
    the name of the book may be a bit naff. but you might try reading it first before you use it's cover to poke fun at it!
    well its just the name i wanted to use as an example of "the big sell" in an non krav "makey uppy" MA.(karate)
    my point being, "the big sell" doesnt = sh1te. its just advertising
    in this books case you seem to agree,cool:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭SorGan


    Baggio... wrote:
    Scary.... this one is not a piss take. :mad: :mad: :mad:

    http://www.topsecrettraining.com/merc/mercenarycombatives.html
    Simple, Effective, PROVEN Combat Techniques
    That Can Defeat Any Attacker Instantly!

    SIGN ME UP!!:D
    this type of big sell is for the yanks, it probably comes with a box of candy.
    mmmmmm candy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 361 ✭✭O'Leprosy


    " which side of the fence would you sit on in the Israeli/Palestinian or would you have an opinion? " Palestine Micheal. Hope your enjoying BJJ, takes a while maybe to get into it, but it is very good. Are you thinking of incorproating some BJJ into your Wing Tsun club ?

    Absoultly birrialnt - http://www.abirwarriorarts.com/history.htm I read thru this and at the beginning I thought that it was a sort of wind up !!!! But this jewish fanatics are serious !!! " Other nations that do have such accounts and documentation do not lay claim to them for the simple fact they as a nation with a definitive language or presence have long been extinct.There is however one exception to this rule. It is the People of israel. " And some people claim Bin Laden is a fanatic/nut ????? ( which he is ).

    " btw..tkd is a clone of karate " 100%. General Choi ( who was credited as the figurehead of TKD) done Shotokan Karate in Japan before World War 2 broke out, and based TKD on it. Later they introudced 'Sine Wave' ( ONLY ITF TKDers will know what that is ) into 'patterns' i.e. kata. Also asked about my "expert" knowledge about MA, boxed in me youth, black belt in TKD (amazing am'nt I !!!!), seen the light thanks to the UFC and do BJJ with Ray Butcher. Apart from that I'm a harmless soul.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 174 ✭✭paxo


    O'Leprosy wrote:
    http://www.llapgoch.org.uk/

    Well Krav Maga guys, do you think you'd be up to this indignious Welsh Art ? Not trying to say for a second that KM is one of these makey uppy 'Martial Arts' that copied a few techniques from Karate,TKD,judo,Wrestling etc and hey presto - you've got the 'deadliest self defence system EVER devivsed' that Can Transform ANY MAN (Or Woman) Into A Walking, Breathing Weapon Of Mass Destruction. :eek:

    To a greater or lesser extent all matial arts are "MAKEY UPPY". Judo is derived from several types of Ju Jitsu. Kyokushin is a combination of Shotokan and Goju, Wado is Shotokan and JuJitsu. MMA is self explanatory.JKD is combined boxing, wing Chun etc.TKD is Shotokan and local Korean kicking arts
    It is human nature to seek to improve on existing knowledge and skills and to adapt current knowledge to meet new demands. IMO there is no problem with doing this as long as you are aware of why you are combining different arts and if the final product works for you and others. It is also nice if you give credit to those arts that you used.
    Paxo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,693 ✭✭✭pma-ire


    SorGan wrote:
    well its just the name i wanted to use as an example of "the big sell" in an non krav "makey uppy" MA.(karate)
    my point being, "the big sell" doesnt = sh1te. its just advertising
    in this books case you seem to agree,cool:)
    misunderstood your post!

    sorry about that :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭SorGan


    pma-ire wrote:
    misunderstood your post!

    sorry about that :o
    hey no bother, i rarely make much sense anyway:D


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