Would you like to change your phoneline?

Chillwithcian

Hello...im ryan from Peralicano, dear sir could you spare 5 minutes of your precious time to hear our special once off promotion de deal its very good ya know, de weathers fine today???? Boraadddband and your leane rental for 55 euro 0 cent a month... would you be interested????

homah_7ft

How dare you assume my time is precious.

littlesurfer

Don't f***in hang up on me.... *dial tone*

"Get off the line there is a train* coming!!!"





*if you 've ever seen a sexually frustrated train you'll know to get well out of the way!!

Kojak

Hello, perlico. Your call is important to me. Please remain on the line while one of our operators becomes available.

*cue ochestra rubbish*

15 minutes later.

Oh, is that perlico, is it??

"yes". Oh well then Fu*k off. And hang up phone

Ruu_Old

A meteorite is coming and is going to hit the lines!:eek:

and rebound back into space..

Black Swan

B!ue calls gardai and says, "Is Chillwithcian there?"

Garda answers, "Sorry, no one here by that name. Must be wrong number."

B!ue waits a few minutes, calls gardai again, "Is Chillwithcain there?"

Garda answers, showing a little irratation, but keeping it professional, "No, sorry, we have no Chillwithcian. Me thinks ye have the wrong number."

B!ue waits a few more minutes, calls, "Is Chillwithcian there?"

Garda barks, "Chillwithcian? Chillwithcian! I'll give you a chill if you call again!"

B!ue disguises voice, trying to sound like Chillwithcian and calls Gardai, "Hi, this is Chillwithcian, any messages?"

Star Lord

Hi Perlico, I'm glad you called! I would like to change my phoneline!

I want to change it into a large dragon of copper wire with fibre optic eyes, that I can fly around on, and instead of fire, it would shoot coldcallingba$tardslikeyou from its mouth!

Chillwithcian

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

B!ue calls gardai and says, "Is Chillwithcian there?"

Garda answers, "Sorry, no one here by that name. Must be wrong number."

B!ue waits a few minutes, calls gardai again, "Is Chillwithcain there?"

Garda answers, showing a little irratation, but keeping it professional, "No, sorry, we have no Chillwithcian. Me thinks ye have the wrong number."

B!ue waits a few more minutes, calls, "Is Chillwithcian there?"

Garda barks, "Chillwithcian? Chillwithcian! I'll give you a chill if you call again!"

B!ue disguises voice, trying to sound like Chillwithcian and calls Gardai, "Hi, this is Chillwithcian, any messages?"

G: ''Yeah, this bozo tried to ring ya but i set him on the straight and narrow.....would you like coffee with that???:o

Chillwithcian

Hello, thank you for calling NTmell. All our operaters are currently busy at the moment...your call is important to us...please hold for the next 7 minutes....ooohhhhhhhmmmmmmwwweeeaasadsajfoaghadfrlkhgsotgknhjoste....

Jesus Wept

Chillwithcian wrote:

Hello, thank you for calling NTmell. All our operaters are currently busy at the moment...your call is important to us...please hold for the next 7 minutes....ooohhhhhhhmmmmmmwwweeeaasadsajfoaghadfrlkhgsotgknhjoste....

even better NTmell seem to like to put you on hold for 6 mins 33 seconds, then disconnect you, everytime :eek:

That was their gig a few months ago anyhow (I gave up calling!).