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An Irish Diet ...

  • 18-04-2007 2:01pm
    #1
    forbairt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,594 ✭✭✭


    An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
    The Doc advises: "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should Have lost at least 5 pounds."

    When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 pounds!

    "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

    The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by Jesuz, I t'aut I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."

    "From hunger, you mean?"

    "No, from ****in' skipping"


Comments

  • #2
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Nice One. :D


  • #3
    rymus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    very good.. thats one for t'office tomorrow morning :D


  • #4
    drunk_monk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 719 ✭✭✭drunk_monk


    Ha Ha thats very funny, definitely sending that one on :D:D:D:D


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