who is teddy sherringham?? so so funny.

pppspecial

was feeling pretty horrid with my self after my dissapointing performance in the IO till this happened,


bout 5/6am this morning i got into the lift in the hotel.
teddy sherringham and some flouzey jump in the lift 2.
standing there i say nothing and he says "were not drunk" ,giggles the 2 off them.
i say neither am i swaying around holding 2 half pints in my hand.
followed by
"arent u the guy who plays snooker"
he says "snooker" and storms out off the lift
the floozy replys as the lift doors are closing,"god teddy ur so popular".

i pissed myself laughing for ages after this had happened and said very well played dave... hahahahahah.

5starpool

pssartist. Lol.

Flushdraw

legend!

AS_PokerKing

pppspecial wrote:

was feeling pretty horrid with my self after my dissapointing performance in the IO till this happened,


bout 5/6am this morning i got into the lift in the hotel.
teddy sherringham and some flouzey jump in the lift 2.
standing there i say nothing and he says "were not drunk" ,giggles the 2 off them.
i say neither am i swaying around holding 2 half pints in my hand.
followed by
"arent u the guy who plays snooker"
he says "snooker" and storms out off the lift
the floozy replys as the lift doors are closing,"god teddy ur so popular".

i pissed myself laughing for ages after this had happened and said very well played dave... hahahahahah.

If only you played your Aces as well LOOOOOOOL:D

DeadParrot

brilliant

rag2gar

well said davey

Shortstack

Your still a fish Dave.

phantom_lord

what did elvis say when u asked did he have sevens?

ditpoker

teddy sheringham is a living legend!!!

White Knight

I thought I made out "better than that". cue immediate easy shove

Flushdraw

ditpoker wrote:

teddy sheringham is a living legend!!!

You can talk some bullsh!t sometimes Jeff!

ditpoker

the man is playing premiership football at 40... he played for spurs (twice)... and messed around with Danielle Lloyd (who despite being a racist a$$-clown is still top-totty!!)

give the man a medal... to go with his treble winning medals!!

Legend.... Q.E.D.

Shivverz

Haha, was that the highlight of your week? YOU LEGEND!

MrPillowTalk

Flushdraw wrote:

You can talk some bullsh!t sometimes Jeff!

winning the treble doesnt make you a legend?

kincsem

I'd give Dave a medal for saying "****, ****, ****" so quietly on the feature table TV coverage they didn't edit it out.

Unlike Boards.ie who can autoedit out "sh1t, sh1t, sh1t"

pppspecial

phantom_lord wrote:

what did elvis say when u asked did he have sevens?

he said he had better than sevens and i announced all in.

Flushdraw

MrPillowTalk wrote:

winning the treble doesnt make you a legend?

Not at all, does that make every other manc that played in that season a legend too? Dont think so!

Ohh and next time i'm stalking, i mean talking to Danielle Lloyd,, i'm going to tell her what her beloved teddy weddy was up to in Dublin!

ditpoker

MrPillowTalk wrote:

winning the treble doesnt make you a legend?

ditpoker = spurs fan

teddy sheringham = best thing that happened to spurs for a long time

Goodluck2me

Flushdraw wrote:

Not at all, does that make every other manc that played in that season a legend too? Dont think so!

Ohh and next time i'm stalking, i mean talking to Danielle Lloyd,, i'm going to tell her what her beloved teddy weddy was up to in Dublin!

yeah because your alwyas bumpign into her...

Flushdraw

goodluck2me wrote:

yeah because your alwyas bumpign into her...

I have an understanding with the paparazzi that i wont bother them and they dont wont bother me..thats why it hasn't been in the papers.

ditpoker

Flushdraw wrote:

I have an understanding with the paparazzi that i wont bother them and they dont wont bother me..thats why it hasn't been in the papers.

lol!

Goodluck2me

Flushdraw wrote:

I have an understanding with the paparazzi that i wont bother them and they dont wont bother me..thats why it hasn't been in the papers.

by understanding you mean = scared to go to ballymun!:D oh no he didnt! yeah ive a similar understanding with cheryl tweedy.

Flushdraw

goodluck2me wrote:

by understanding you mean = scared to go to ballymun!:D oh no he didnt! yeah ive a similar understanding with cheryl tweedy.

By understanding you mean, you stay away from her and she wont go to the police.

Goodluck2me

Flushdraw wrote:

By understanding you mean, you stay away from her and she wont go to the police.

by understanding i mean we both understand it was surprise sex...

ditpoker

how is this a poker thread!!?

ditpoker

lol @ "surprise sex"
mmmmmmmm @ cheryl tweedy

Flushdraw

ditpoker wrote:

how is this a poker thread!!?

I know Jeff, goodluck2me has brought the thread to a new low. I think he should be banned for using the word sex in a poker thread!