Nasty Surprises?

onechewy

Hi! So I was walking down Belmont Avenue in Donnybrook on my way to work this morning, admiring all the nice well kept houses, until I noticed the one that was the exception - a grotty looking townhouse with a mouldy old car outside.

As I tut-tutted in the houses direction, suddenly the net curtains of the front room were thrown back and there was a big fat naked man with his willy hanging out standing in the window, scowling at me.. so, I quickly scurried away, no major lasting damage done, in fairness, his belly overhang was hiding a lot of his manhood, but still though, a big fat mans willy is not what one expects to be faced with on the way to work..

anyone else had any nasty surprises recently?

Karl Hungus

Yeah, I got a suprise myself too, I was peering out my window, and some little snot nosed brat was staring at me like I had two heads! I gave him the scowling of a lifetime, I tells ya!

Pighead

Pighead was walking down some avenue in the Donnybrook area and I almost tripped over a young gurrier with his trousers on masturbating furiously whilst moaning, "oh yeah, wobble that big filthy belly my lovely naked fat man". Terrible start to my day.

scojones

I took a drink out of a can of beer that was open for three days. Man that was horrible.

Orlee

onechewy wrote:

a grotty looking townhouse with a mouldy old car outside.

Thats my house

Guy:Incognito

scojones wrote:

I took a drink out of a can of beer that was open for three days. Man that was horrible.

You just reuined the whole thread. Boo urns:)

onechewy

Pighead wrote:

Pighead was walking down some avenue in the Donnybrook area and I almost tripped over a young gurrier with his trousers on masturbating furiously whilst moaning, "oh yeah, wobble that big filthy belly my lovely naked fat man". Terrible start to my day.

Pighead, are you sure it wasn't a skirt that 'young gurrier' was wearing?

Oliverdog

Karl Hungus wrote:

Yeah, I got a suprise myself too, I was peering out my window, and some little snot nosed brat was staring at me like I had two heads! I gave him the scowling of a lifetime, I tells ya!

Classic return of service there:D

Mossy Monk

onechewy wrote:

a grotty looking townhouse with a mouldy old car outside

Look at you living up your own hole. What's the weather like up there?

faceman

scojones wrote:

I took a drink out of a can of beer that was open for three days. Man that was horrible.

i got that beat! My mate drank 2 bottles of guinness that were 7 years out of date. he pee'd and vomitted all over my bedroom in his sleep. not good.

stepbar

faceman wrote:

i got that beat! My mate drank 2 bottles of guinness that were 7 years out of date. he pee'd and vomitted all over my bedroom in his sleep. not good.

Sorry, I had to laugh at that

If ur man wants to live like that well then thats fair enough. He wont be bothering me anytime soon.

onechewy

Mossy Monk wrote:

Look at you living up your own hole. What's the weather like up there?

Lovely and sunny - a few mates are comin over for a barbie later, and I'm putting on a big spread, I've had the sausages marinating over night so they'll be lovely and tasty!

Blitzkrieger

onechewy wrote:

Pighead, are you sure it wasn't a skirt that 'young gurrier' was wearing?

I realise your trying to make the point that you're not a dude, but it's coming across as corss-dresser.....

Didn't happen to me, but a guy I know that nobody likes. Few lads were gathered around drinking cans, when one of them goes down to the pub to use the toilet. Whilst he's gone, the lads take his can (bulmers I think it was) and start to piss in it.

Eventually he comes back, picks up the can and takes a huge sip from it, without even realising what had happened. He even commented on the taste saying it tasted off. Only when the can was finished did they tell him what happened.

Crucifix

onechewy wrote:

Lovely and sunny - a few mates are comin over for a barbie later, and I'm putting on a big spread, I've had the sausages marinating over night so they'll be lovely and tasty!

So there's....there's sausage up your hole? Well alright.

Anyway, talking a sip out of the wrong mug, expecting pepsi getting cold coffee. The carpet gets a brand new stain.

littlebitdull

This one time ... We had exited the train at tara street station and were strolling down the platform. One rather drunk youth was standing at the open door relieving himself. On glancing in his general direction he gestured with his male member and informed us "tat goes into ya missus tat does"

So that solved one of lifes little mysteries for one young girl at the time.

paconnors

littlebitdull wrote:

This one time ... We had exited the train at tara street station and were strolling down the platform. One rather drunk youth was standing at the open door relieving himself. On glancing in his general direction he gestured with his male member and informed us "tat goes into ya missus tat does"

So that solved one of lifes little mysteries for one young girl at the time.

I would laugh if the door closed on him