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Possibly one of the worst jokes ever... Do not read unless you want a good groan.

  • 01-04-2007 1:52pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭


    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.


    "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

    Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

    Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

    The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

    Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

    She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

    She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

    The bank manager looks back at her and says...

    "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    Good God;)


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    love it! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41 mjbo


    OMG. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 387 ✭✭Dark Artist


    That did make me groan but that's why I love it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I've heard a lot worse!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,978 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    haha, actually made me lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭purplegeko


    i was reading this to myself but it actually made me groan out loud very good though!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    gave me a good laugh.....5 stars for you :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    I've heard it before but it's always very good :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Thanks guys. :D

    I was afraid I'd get death threats for posting that one, but glad ye enjoyed it.


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