avon representative

wendyk

Hi

I am currently a representative of Avon. I am living in the Donaghmede area and would be willing to drop a book into any prospective client that is interested in purchasing some fantastic cosmetics, toiletries or even some yummy lingerie amongst other merchandise. I am available Mon - Saturday all day. If you are interested please do not hesitate to contact me on wendylookingforagoodtime@hotmail.com.

Looking forward to hearing from you soon
Wendy

Kinetic^

Infernal wimmin, be gone, we don't need no damn avon about here!!!:mad:

Beruthiel

This thread has been undeleted because Tom requested it, apparently he needs to order some facial cream.

Course, as Robbo is the Mod here, it could have a short shelf life....

Kinetic^

:eek: Brother Tom, is this true????

Beruthiel

That's what he told me

Nevyn

To order or to supply some facial cream ?

Beruthiel

Well, now you've got me. I understood it to mean purchase, but perhaps he meant to supply

Tom Dunne

Thaedydal wrote:

facial cream ?

Depends on your definition of facial.

justsomebloke

just posting to increase the amount of male replies on the thread as we can't be havin with a female dominated thread in here now can we

runswithascript

I'll buy some lingerie if you model it for me in my sitting room, I've a pole there for just such occasions, baby.

Tom Dunne

It is unfotunate, but I must leave work and head for pints.:D

Please, my brethren, I beseech you, give this thread the attention it deserves.

Vegeta

wendylookingforagoodtime@hotmail.com

classic

smashey

wendyk wrote:

Hi

I am currently a representative of Avon. I am living in the Donaghmede area and would be willing to drop a book into any prospective client that is interested in purchasing some fantastic cosmetics, toiletries or even some yummy lingerie amongst other merchandise. I am available Mon - Saturday all day. If you are interested please do not hesitate to contact me on wendylookingforagoodtime@hotmail.com.

Looking forward to hearing from you soon
Wendy

The only Wendy we are interested in is this one. With regards to toiletries, I would imagine something to stop the tears that occasionally form when yanking out our nasal hair.

Gordon

Click click, Avon posting!

Agent Smith

tbh this is a Plot by the wimmim to undermind our forum, brothers...

feylya

Quickly Brothers, we must take over this thread!

/me farts

Ahhhh

smashey

Just out of bed here and scratching the dangly bits.

Archeron

Wendy, Do you have that new face cream made of pureed battered sausages? I need to start absorbing calories through my skin as soon as possible. >paaaarp<

Tom Dunne

Oh, sweet jesus, do you have anything for the mother of all hangovers?

I am not a well man at all today.