Strictly For Men/Women

WindSock

What do you think should be for Men or Women only? Neither are allowed to do the others thing or have a say in the running of it. Or what would you revive from the past?

Kinetic^

Yorkies are not for girls!!!!!!

JC 2K3

Penises - Men
Vaginas - Women

GrumPy

Kenny 5 wrote:

Yorkies are not for girls!!!!!!

Fags out!!!

littlebitdull

Moisturisers are not for (straight) Men. Nor is Fake Tan, Face creams, ... ah well lets face it ... men should be dirty - smell like men - and fcuk it be MANLY...

bluto63

littlebitdull wrote:

Moisturisers are not for (straight) Men. Nor is Fake Tan, Face creams, ... ah well lets face it ... men should be dirty - smell like men - and fcuk it be MANLY...

Agreed.

Also, contact sports should be for men. Except mud wrestling. That we can share

Gaspode

cosmetics = women
Beer = Men

mloc

personally i dont really think that anything should be restricted one way or another.

except perhaps gender-specific genitals.

iguana

littlebitdull wrote:

Moisturisers are not for (straight) Men.

And what about straight men with severe skin conditions such as eczema or psorisis?

Pigman II

Guinness = men
Emotional pain = women

Schlemm

Pigman II wrote:

Guinness = men
Emotional pain = women

Based on your logic, Guiness morning after sh!tes shall plague men and only men thus forth for ever and ever amen.

What about Kleenex for men? Can hardly withstand the force of my snots says I, and I am no man.

connundrum

Urinals = men
high heels = wimmins

Sangre

JC 2K3 wrote:

Penises - Men
Vaginas - Women

I've had enough of your pro-homosexual agenda, stop trying to deny men the use of vaginas.

Bob the Builder

Sangre wrote:

I've had enough of your pro-homosexual agenda, stop trying to deny men the use of vaginas.

Let's start an army, a between the hairy lands army, where men can ravel between the slopes and penetrate those prized anus passages.... TMI? ...well tough!

Unpossible

boreds wrote:

What do you think should be for Men or Women only?

yore ma?

The_B_Man

Having "Number 2's" are obviously for men only.

Flowers should be for women only, aswell as cooking and cleaing.

On a totally unrelated note, I've never actually come across a female troll. hmmm.


ah i dunno, with all this PC crap, in the future there'll be no males and females, jsut ppl with varying genitalia, and everyone will be unisexual.

4Xcut

Pint of lager for the gentlleman, white wine or fruit based drink for the lady - Al Murray

WhiteWashMan

i demand equality for non gendered specific items!

rocks have no feelings too you know.

StupidLikeAFox

Puppies and cushions for women
Watching "the game" for men

brianthebard

Pints look wrong in a woman's hand. also the word cute should be restricted to use by women only, men who say kittens are cute deserve a smack. (although I did describe a miniature jager as cute yesterday, but its jager!)

The_B_Man

hmmm, can women perform teabaggings?

connundrum

The_B_Man wrote:

hmmm, can women perform teabaggings?

If they can, I'm not sure I'd want to know

I'm sure some people who call themselves women certainly can!

ferdi

brianthebard wrote:

Pints look wrong in a woman's hand. also the word cute should be restricted to use by women only, men who say kittens are cute deserve a smack. (although I did describe a miniature jager as cute yesterday, but its jager!)

for the ignorant amongst us, what's a jager?

Dyr

Firemen, should be strictly men only. Or at least allow only wimmen who can carry my smoking unconscious body down a few flights of burning stairs and then go back up to rescue my PC/Stereo.

FPS shooters and generally any PC game thats not WOW/Sims should be men only

brianthebard

ferdi wrote:

for the ignorant amongst us, what's a jager?

Its a drink, specifically a herb liqueur....

Dyr

ferdi wrote:

for the ignorant amongst us, what's a jager?

I think its some kind of wild cat that can only be tamed by a jager meister

daiixi

The_B_Man wrote:

Having "Number 2's" are obviously for men only.

Flowers should be for women only, aswell as cooking and cleaing.

there goes the majority of the top chefs in the world then so!

ferdi

brianthebard wrote:

Its a drink, specifically a herb liqueur....

ah! i didnt know we were dropping the 'meister'. carry on.

Jimoslimos

Men - Chauvanism
Women - Feminism

Lets just start segregation while we're at it *sigh*

RoyalMarine

men: the off-side rule
women: slumber parties. (suppose a blokes version is everyone gets pissed and sleeps where ever they were drinking.)