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The next time you're going to break wind, think about this.

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  • #2
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Good find. :)
    ‘Stewart, that’s the last fart you do in this pub. Get out.’


  • #3
    xebec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,311 ✭✭✭xebec


    Everybody can pass wind but when you make a hobby of it it is going too far

    That quote is going a bit far! I bet everyone over in Beer Guts and Receeding Hair would disagree!! :D


  • #4
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    legend, we should get him as a brother in bgrh


  • #5
    Schlemm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 799 ✭✭✭Schlemm


    :D:D:D Very Funny:D


  • #6
    runswithascript
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,811 ✭✭✭runswithascript


    I've heard it said it's unhealthy to hold them in. Also, I sneeze through my mouth which I think could be very hazardous. Is there a doctor in the house?


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  • #7
    Chinafoot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    Didn't that happen to two fellas in Dublin somewhere just after the smoking ban was implemented?


  • #8
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,039 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    I don't want to spoil the fun, but it justs seems made up with names such as ... 'Laidlaw', 'Thirsty Kirsty’s'.

    And that picture is hilarious:
    http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/cms/pictures/big/hs0779.jpg


  • #9
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    Its great how he managed to reach the age of 35, and still have his most noteworthy achievement (aside from the barring, of course) be that he was a student at the local school...


  • #10
    xebec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,311 ✭✭✭xebec


    eo980 wrote:
    I don't want to spoil the fun, but it justs seems made up with names such as ... 'Laidlaw', 'Thirsty Kirsty’s'.

    Laidlaw is a Scottish surname.


  • #11
    smallpaws
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭smallpaws


    dusf wrote:
    I've heard it said it's unhealthy to hold them in. Also, I sneeze through my mouth which I think could be very hazardous. Is there a doctor in the house?


    It only feels wrong to hold them in. They'll escape when you sleep, no worries.
    Sneeze through your mouth? Do it again and your eyes will burst like overripe cherry tomatoes!!!!EYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!:eek:


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  • #12
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Cant smoke.

    Cant fart.

    What next...belching:eek:
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  • #13
    runswithascript
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,811 ✭✭✭runswithascript


    eo980 wrote:
    I don't want to spoil the fun, but it justs seems made up with names such as ... 'Laidlaw', 'Thirsty Kirsty’s'.

    Thirsty Kirsty sounds like a porn star and we all know what she drinks.


  • #14
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    dusf wrote:
    Thirsty Kirsty sounds like a porn star and we all know what she drinks.

    yes, pineapple juice


  • #15
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Did anyone notice the eyes on yer man?He must've been mid-fart when the pic was taken!


  • #16
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,893 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    no hes partially blind and has epileprosy or sumtin.


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