If you were a helicopter

derdoh · 25-03-2007 4:09am #1

where would you fly to?

Ro: maaan! · 25-03-2007 4:19am

Excellent thread.

Yore ma, probably.

The Bollox · 25-03-2007 4:30am

I'd just keep hovering over the Playboy mansion

Jesus Wept · 25-03-2007 4:33am

Marts wrote:

I'd just keep hovering over the Playboy mansion

You could land

The Bollox · 25-03-2007 4:38am

maybe, but I'm a helicopter, not a person so all that's going to happen then is the girls tops will be blown away....... hmmmmmmm niccccce

il gatto · 25-03-2007 5:16am

Surely it would be an easier stretch of the imagination for most if you asked where you would fly if you "OWNED" a helicopter?

Gordon · 25-03-2007 5:25am

Helicopters probably can't hold much fuel. What model are we talking about?

Mossy Monk · 25-03-2007 7:26am

i would fly to Venice

Rabies · 25-03-2007 7:28am

Would I not need a pilot?

Zillah · 25-03-2007 7:58am

I'd buzz the White House.

Ghost Train · 25-03-2007 9:46am

if i were a helicopter i'd be too depressed to fly anywhere

Seth Brundle · 25-03-2007 10:34am

Rabies wrote:

Would I not need a pilot?

A female one for me - Im not letting a man inside me though!

derdoh · 25-03-2007 11:03am

Gordon wrote:

Helicopters probably can't hold much fuel. What model are we talking about?

mackay.jpg

Rhyme · 25-03-2007 12:44pm

derdoh wrote:

mackay.jpg

Pshaw...

http://melgarvewarrior.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/budgie.jpg

DEmeant0r · 25-03-2007 1:05pm

Rhyme wrote:

Pshaw...

http://melgarvewarrior.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/budgie.jpg

lol, you just brought back a whole load of memories, ah nostalgia!

MooseJam · 25-03-2007 7:07pm

up yor arse

Pigman II · 25-03-2007 7:28pm

I'd get drunk off my face like this helicopter and then fly to New York
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7DbOB9UXm8

faceman · 25-03-2007 7:49pm

nowhere, cos i dont know how to fly one. But it would look good in my driveway!

faceman · 25-03-2007 7:56pm

#Elites wrote:

he had a loss of hydraulic press. due to improperly installed hyd. pump belt.he saw that the helo wasnt responding correctly and diagnosed the problem to be a tail rotor Malf.due to misdiagnosis of the problem he then began trying to fix this T/R malf.The only prob with the T/R was that it had lost hyd press & required the pilot to apply forces that are diff. than the forces required with the hyd boost.he could have flown to a nearby strip W/O hyd press at speeds of 40-60 knots.

Thanks professor...

Jesus Wept · 25-03-2007 8:01pm

Zillah wrote:

I'd buzz the White House.

YOU WOULDN'T GET NEAR THE PLACE, YOU'D GET SHOT DOWN

faceman · 25-03-2007 8:03pm

The-Rigger wrote:

YOU WOULDN'T GET NEAR THE PLACE, YOU'D GET SHOT DOWN

u reckon? what if he rings them first?

carpothepunk · 25-03-2007 8:13pm

Nice copy/paste Elites:D

Jesus Wept · 25-03-2007 8:17pm

The-Rigger wrote:

YOU WOULDN'T GET NEAR THE PLACE, YOU'D GET SHOT

DOWN

faceman wrote:

u reckon? what if he rings them first?

then I reckon he wouldn't even get to take off before a bunch of overzealos feds blew him up

Anyhow, he is a helicopter, he wouldn't be able to use a phone.

Overheal · 26-03-2007 1:25am

If I were a helicopter I would transform into my killer robot form and...kill stuff....then I would fly to disneyworld!

Jesus Wept · 26-03-2007 12:15pm

Overheal wrote:

If I were a helicopter I would transform into my killer robot form and...kill stuff....then I would fly to disneyworld!

insane. The question is if you were a helicoptor, not a transformer in disguise.

Marksie · 26-03-2007 3:14pm

india, The tantra bindhu institute, would be in a whirl after that

runswithascript · 26-03-2007 4:58pm

Can I be this Comanche attack chopper? it's the Apache's successor. Peuw Peuw Peuw! *Machine Gun Noises*

Also - The Whitehouse.

If you were a helicopter

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