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Crap Contest

  • 24-03-2007 11:14pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,119 ✭✭✭


    So, I'm sitting on the crapper, laptop to hand when after excreting a commodore choker of the highest calibre a thought crosses my mind.

    Is not the pinnacle of man's creative efforts that which is expelled from his rear, in much the same way that a woman's greatest feat is that of child birth.

    Should we not parade about our creations and relish in the astonishment of our brethren at their spectacle.

    Or perhaps a thread featuring pictures of these magnificent examples of male perfection, in all their brown and water bourne glory, is crossing some form of line, a threshold of decency.

    Your thoughts brothers, your thoughts.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    no.

    There is a website called ratemypoo which sounds like it would be up your alley (no pun intended).

    Go there


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,311 ✭✭✭xebec


    Eh, maybe not...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Tails142 wrote:
    in much the same way that a woman's greatest feat is that of child birth.

    This is what the wimmin were designed to do. Why all the fuss?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    Let's just stick to farting contests.


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