Spots

smashey

Brothers, please indulge me. While I am aware that puberty is but a distant memory, one of the lingering memories is the formation of spots on the facial area. Now as I approach my 40s, I occassionally have the unmistakable little white spot peer out at me. The wimmin folk seem to think that if you leave it alone, it will go away. They just don't get it. These things have to be attacked and preferably in front of a mirror. A good squeeze and hopefully the right poppong sound, and the contents of the spot are splatted on the mirror. What is your preferred method?

shakaman

Wait for the edges to get nice n red, then with thumb and first finger grab the edges of the bugger with a piece of tissue. Tissue is for extra grip on the greasy b@stard. Squeeze for Ireland and admire contents in the tissue......years of practice have perfected this method.

Zaph

Brother smashey, it is only to be expected that brothers will be afflicted with pustules from time to time, but it is nothing to be ashamed of, for if a brother wished to have the skin of a pre-pubescent child then sacrifices would have to be made. In this case it would be the ultimate sacrifice, one's gut! This would mean that a brother would be expected to substitute a small salad for his 16" pizza or, more horrifically, a diet Coke for his pint of plain. Obviously these are intolerable sacrifices and therefore a spot or two is a small price to pay for the maintenence of a healthy and well proportioned gut.

With all this in mind, the most satisfying way to remove the offending pimple is, IMO, to place an index finger on either side just at the point where the skin starts to rise. Then give a downward, rather than inward, press. This ensures extra pressure is applied to the pus, thereby causing more widespread splattering of the mirror.

trout

smashey wrote:

What is your preferred method?

sandpaper ... ftw!