Can you see your langer when you piss anymore?

Supercell

I lost sight about 20 billion Strongbows ago, thankfully its responsive to touch so all is ok apart from the odd splash and dash.

I feel more of a man because my man gut hides my whistle (chu chu pharp!!).

This happened to me first in my mid 20's , I regained sight a few times in the late twenties and once recently in my early 30's, however i fear its lost forever now.
Don't judge me!!

trout

i don't even look any more ... sometimes i'm not even in the right room

generally, i stand up, or sit down depending, unleash the beast and just let it out ... i may not always pi$$ where i meant to ... but sometimes it lands where it really needs to

i call it Zen pi$$ing :cool:

to answer the question ... probably not

connundrum

I sometimes can't see past mah boobehs

\m/_(>_<)_\m/

Longfield wrote:

I feel more of a man because my man gut hides my whistle (chu chu pharp!!).

no man talks like that, no man. it hides your di.ck, co.ck, lad etc. but never get embarrassed about ones lad

Supercell

I kinda agree, not enough cider was partaken last night, have amended thread title though to be more slobbish

padser

can still see it....wouldn't like to lose the little guy to be honest. Would make me feel a bit wierd.

TerrorFirmer

You are all hideously fat messes - and proud. The mind boggles.