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  • 15-03-2007 2:14pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭


    For my next birthday I want one of these


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    :eek: I must have at least one of these, must!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Get a girlfriend to bring the beer.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,756 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    seansouth wrote:
    Get a girlfriend to bring the beer.

    You're getting fussy Brother.
    A mother, sister or maiden Aunt will do the job just as well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Ah yes indeed.

    Any female really, just train her not to spill it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,939 ✭✭✭mikedragon32


    Not too sure about the light beer though, Brother Maccattack


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    I agree, a female is an easier option...

    Advantages:
    you would have to refill the fridge yourself unless there is also a gadget for that? A female can do this for you!

    I would imagine the beer to be a little unstable if flung across the room... a definete no no from me! A properly trained female will bring you a nice cold beer already poured. No need to expell energy opening a bottle or can!

    If you really want to pay for something then this would be a better option


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Maccattack


    Not too sure about the light beer though, Brother Maccattack

    Shhh. Quite Brother Mikedragon32. You'll get us banned. Twas an honest mistake. Im sure it works best with the real thing. Maybe they are 'aiming' (ha ha geddit) at the... no I wont say it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Not too sure about the light beer though, Brother Maccattack

    What is this light beer you speak of? Surely you are referring to the light in the fridge, are you not?

    *looks at charter*


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭Bazzy


    There's lite beer in the fridge Brother Tom


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Bazzy wrote:
    There's lite beer in the fridge Brother Tom

    Not in my bloody fridge!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭Bazzy


    Nor in mine !!! and I will be following fellow brothers to make sure there not drinking it and any evidence of it will be photographed and posted for all to see!


  • Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,074 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    So wait, I'd have to open it manually? Pft


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Maccattack


    I guess Im slightly more athletic brother MarkR. The sweet sound of that can openning is a pleasure I keep for myself. No woman desrerves that joy. and lets face it. we all need our exercise.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    A must have accessory. Roll on Christmas.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    thrill wrote:
    A must have accessory. Roll on Christmas.

    arnotts were selling them half price (E550) at xmas


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,743 ✭✭✭kleefarr


    I like the idea!!!

    But, after you've waited 15 mins for the can to settle down so not to explode when opened, it would be warm again. :(

    How about a 0oc fridge/freezer temperature? The can would be just frozen enough not to be able to fizz up too much when launched and caught, so after just a minute or two it would be ripe for drinking! :D


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