The perfect gift

Maccattack

For my next birthday I want one of these

Kinetic^

:eek: I must have at least one of these, must!!!!

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Get a girlfriend to bring the beer.

The Hill Billy

seansouth wrote:

Get a girlfriend to bring the beer.

You're getting fussy Brother.
A mother, sister or maiden Aunt will do the job just as well.

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Ah yes indeed.

Any female really, just train her not to spill it.

mikedragon32

Not too sure about the light beer though, Brother Maccattack

jester77

I agree, a female is an easier option...

Advantages:
you would have to refill the fridge yourself unless there is also a gadget for that? A female can do this for you!

I would imagine the beer to be a little unstable if flung across the room... a definete no no from me! A properly trained female will bring you a nice cold beer already poured. No need to expell energy opening a bottle or can!

If you really want to pay for something then this would be a better option

Maccattack

mikedragon32 wrote:

Not too sure about the light beer though, Brother Maccattack

Shhh. Quite Brother Mikedragon32. You'll get us banned. Twas an honest mistake. Im sure it works best with the real thing. Maybe they are 'aiming' (ha ha geddit) at the... no I wont say it.

Tom Dunne

mikedragon32 wrote:

Not too sure about the light beer though, Brother Maccattack

What is this light beer you speak of? Surely you are referring to the light in the fridge, are you not?

*looks at charter*

Bazzy

There's lite beer in the fridge Brother Tom

petes

Bazzy wrote:

There's lite beer in the fridge Brother Tom

Not in my bloody fridge!!

Bazzy

Nor in mine !!! and I will be following fellow brothers to make sure there not drinking it and any evidence of it will be photographed and posted for all to see!

MarkR

So wait, I'd have to open it manually? Pft

Maccattack

I guess Im slightly more athletic brother MarkR. The sweet sound of that can openning is a pleasure I keep for myself. No woman desrerves that joy. and lets face it. we all need our exercise.

Thrill

A must have accessory. Roll on Christmas.

admiralofthefleet

thrill wrote:

A must have accessory. Roll on Christmas.

arnotts were selling them half price (E550) at xmas

kleefarr

I like the idea!!!

But, after you've waited 15 mins for the can to settle down so not to explode when opened, it would be warm again.

How about a 0oc fridge/freezer temperature? The can would be just frozen enough not to be able to fizz up too much when launched and caught, so after just a minute or two it would be ripe for drinking!