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Big Feet

  • 15-03-2007 10:27am
    #1
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭


    A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet.

    The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

    The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."

    The woman replied, "Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."


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  • #2
    old boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,658 ✭✭✭old boy


    this ones bang on target


  • #3
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Amazing !
    That's almost the same way my clown shoes got paid for.


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