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Arse biscuits?

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  • 15-03-2007 9:25am
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    Registered Users Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭


    Have you ever had to leave the room because you can't stand the smell of your own NTG?

    Once or twice I've been afraid to get out of the bed for fear of releasing a night's worth from under the covers.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,125 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    On my honeymoon (wedding was a mistake, I know), I ate pork and had the worst dose of Kurd-killing trench gas ever.

    No wonder the wife left me, though I don't know why she waited 7 years.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭trout


    Have you ever had to leave the room because you can't stand the smell of your own NTG?

    brother therecklessone ... it shames me to ask ... but what's NTG ? is that some new lingo ?

    i often wake myself up from a beer coma with some serious arse biscuitry ... more like air swiss rolls than air biscuits... i find it terribly amusing, but mrs trout is seldom as pleased :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    trout wrote:
    brother therecklessone ... it shames me to ask ... but what's NTG ? is that some new lingo ?

    Noxious Trouser Gas.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    has anyone ever given her indoors a dutch oven? you know, pull her head under the covers seconds after you have dropped your hat, or the wizard?, wafting the covers in her direction to get the smell away from yourself


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smrbgM-yar4 :eek::eek::eek:

    Tell me it isnt so. Wimmin dont fill the sail, do they?


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