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Perfect night in by yourself?

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  • 14-03-2007 2:24pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭


    What would be your perfect night in by yourself? You can't go out and you can't have mates over, you just have to stay indoors by yourself.

    For me it would begin with playing whatever music I want to play. Then I would pour a can of Guinness, load Once upon a time in America (or similar) into the DVD player and eat a nice greasy take-away.

    Next, the laptop gets booted up and the gaming commences only pausing to get another can from the fridge :)

    Heaven. :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    A six-pack of Lidl Pils, my HTPC, projector and Yahoo Launchcast.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,755 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    I'd have to pick from one of the following food/drink options:
    (a) A bucket load of fried chicken & a few 6-packs of Corona
    (b) Crubeens & cans of Guinness.
    (c) Sirloin steak, raw onions & gravy (with white bread to mop up the gravy) & a couple of bottles of Carménère.

    Movies:
    Withnail & I or The Godfather

    Sounds:
    Elvis Costello or The Ramones


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Substances:

    Bottle of Jack Daniels
    Bottle of coke
    Bag of good smoke

    Food:
    Dominator Pizza from Dominos
    Bag of cookies (for after the smoke!)

    Sounds:
    2Pac or Full Intention

    Movies:
    Scarface and any of the Southpark Boxsets


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Die Hard I, some beer, a chinese, and the place to myself.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    What about Motorhead - Ace of Spades?

    Manliest, man-pig, beergut song ever :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,393 ✭✭✭✭Vegeta


    indian take away
    probably Bhuna or Balti with a corriander(sp?) naan and basmati rice
    litre of milk

    a few episodes of Rome or some hunting videos

    then turn on the computer for the porn


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,560 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    Rome is indeed very manly for there is lots of swearing, rutting, stabbing and political ruminating. It's up there with Deadwood on the scale of televisual manliness.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭HashSlinging


    Liverpool FC winning the champions league , beer, a chinese and toffee popcorn.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,755 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Vegeta wrote:
    litre of milk

    :eek: Wrong Forum! :eek:


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    None of ye have even taken yer pants off yet! Thats thing one. You are all alone in the house! Why subscribe to the pants wearing ideal for **** sake!
    U need:
    One giant bean bag. (U will look like an upturned seaturtle)
    One pair boxers with the buttons not done up (This is attractive to women)
    One tiny rugby ball to throw until it rolls out of reach. (This will make you feel better about being a horrible overweight bald bastard until the beer takes over.)
    Every single sports channel available in Europe.
    Every remote control within easy reach of your beanbag.
    Your mobile for calling food companies.
    The extra long extendible reaching mechanical arm for paying the delivery guy without having to move (This is available in pound shops guys. Its not some magical modern expensive invention or anything.) (Also great for passing smoking related devices around a room.)
    A nice six pack. Not the cheapest, but not the most expensive either. U know, Harp or Tuborg. Frankly if u are drinking bottles of corona you are either too rich for your own good or just dont care enough for your beer belly.
    One copy of Band of Brothers on DVD. Failing this, absolutely any war movie at all as long as its not Behind enemy lines.
    If you really wana turn pro, U need a 32" LCD tv which is also hooked up to your PC. that way, when its porn time, one flick of a remote will do the job for you, rather than having to focus on a smaller screen for your porn.
    Remember! Drunkenly watching hi-def porn loudly in your own living room with yer lad hanging out is a responsibility, not a right.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,694 ✭✭✭Dingatron


    The remote control for starters! A six pack of Sam Adams, a chip butty and good football match or sci-fi film!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭padser


    Remember! Drunkenly watching hi-def porn loudly in your own living room with yer lad hanging out is a responsibility, not a right.

    Ah Dr Bollocko ...... I have so much to learn from you :)


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    padser wrote:
    Ah Dr Bollocko ...... I have so much to learn from you :)

    I hoped that this day would never come.
    :eek:

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Jack and Coke with ice to drink.

    A nice bag of weed and a few packs of green skins.

    PlayStation 2 with Black, Pro Evo 6 and Burnout for Options.

    Films would be Fight Club, American History X and a selection of Kevin Smith.

    Mobile phone would be….. Off. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Good night in:

    6 x 500ml of Budvar, Staropramen or Flensburger tucked into the mini fridge beside the couch
    Bottle of Lagavulin
    Big bag of choco M & M's
    Smileys BBQ Bacon & Beef pizza ordered online from couch
    All remotes and wireless keyboard sitting on couch. Phones off!
    Turn on the media center and start from Season 1 Episode 1 of Sopranos!


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    a Bottle of chivas regal and ice
    X-box
    food and lots of it, anything involving cooking is strictly prohibited
    and probably south park bigger longer and uncut or a rocky/van dame/ early arnie film


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Beer
    Bong
    Babes (porn)
    Bacon Butty
    Bolloknaked
    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Drinks:
    12 Tins of Bulmers
    Bottle of Southern Comfort avec TK Red

    Food:
    1 pack Doritos Tangy Cheese
    1 pack S&V pringles
    Take away from the local chinky - Chicken Curry with chips and noodles and prawn crackers
    Smoked cod and chips from the chppy would go down well later on as well.

    Entertainment:
    Xbox 360 with COD2&3, GRAW1&2, RB6:LV and pro evo
    Have to go with old school Arnie for the films....commando and predator.

    Clothing:
    Would be optional of course..........if she was coming home at the end of the night, I'd probably stay naked due to effort of taking them back off again for some giggidy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭damonjewel


    Good grass, decent beer, my old vinyl collection (plenty of ac/dc, sabbath etc). A good game on the box, or a classically funny film e.g. Blazing saddles, life of brian. Some take away injun food.

    Just make sure you have plenty of rizla's


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭Bazzy


    In boxers with heating just right so ur not too hot not too cold

    Beer would have to be bottles roughly 20 of miller ice ice cold with twisty cap (bottle opener could fall off couch)

    Food would have to be Chinese Chicken Szechaun boiled rice and a kebab only chilli sauce and maybe a few onion rings

    A good 35 minutes will be put aside to rub the beer gut and be proud of it.

    Mobile off

    And dog the bounty hunter episodes with no breaks! and maybe some real life police progamme afterwards again with no breaks

    If a film was to be watched it'd have to be top gun or borat

    oooh and forgot farting is absolutely mandatory !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Beer
    Bong
    Babes (porn)
    Bacon Butty
    Bolloknaked
    :D

    You've narrowed it down to five simple Bs?

    Truly you are a god among men!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Me, sofa, chinese takeaway (probably chicken chow mein, prawn crackers, hot & sour soup), box of Fink Brau (Lidl beer, 24 bottles for €11, surprisingly nice), smoke, skins, bong, 2 litre of coke, LOTS of Haribo(you know you all love it), DVD player, This Is Spinal Tap and Monty Python Box Set, clothes off, lights off, lie down while watching and eating, if anything spills I just eat it off my chest. Cover nearby in case I feel like sleeping without moving.

    And now I wish I had the house to myself :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭trout


    Sofaspud wrote:
    clothes off, lights off, lie down while watching and eating, if anything spills I just eat it off my chest. Cover nearby in case I feel like sleeping without moving.

    add to emerging charter as best practice for all to aspire to +1 :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    My A-Team boxset is essential ingredient in any night in at my end.

    Has the unfortunate side effect of making me call everyone "fool" for the next week or so, but it's a price worth paying.


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