Perfect night in by yourself?

r3nu4l

What would be your perfect night in by yourself? You can't go out and you can't have mates over, you just have to stay indoors by yourself.

For me it would begin with playing whatever music I want to play. Then I would pour a can of Guinness, load Once upon a time in America (or similar) into the DVD player and eat a nice greasy take-away.

Next, the laptop gets booted up and the gaming commences only pausing to get another can from the fridge

Heaven.

Tom Dunne

A six-pack of Lidl Pils, my HTPC, projector and Yahoo Launchcast.

The Hill Billy

I'd have to pick from one of the following food/drink options:
(a) A bucket load of fried chicken & a few 6-packs of Corona
(b) Crubeens & cans of Guinness.
(c) Sirloin steak, raw onions & gravy (with white bread to mop up the gravy) & a couple of bottles of Carménère.

Movies:
Withnail & I or The Godfather

Sounds:
Elvis Costello or The Ramones

DarkJager

Substances:

Bottle of Jack Daniels
Bottle of coke
Bag of good smoke

Food:
Dominator Pizza from Dominos
Bag of cookies (for after the smoke!)

Sounds:
2Pac or Full Intention

Movies:
Scarface and any of the Southpark Boxsets

Die Hard I, some beer, a chinese, and the place to myself.

r3nu4l

What about Motorhead - Ace of Spades?

Manliest, man-pig, beergut song ever

Vegeta

indian take away
probably Bhuna or Balti with a corriander(sp?) naan and basmati rice
litre of milk

a few episodes of Rome or some hunting videos

then turn on the computer for the porn

Robbo

Rome is indeed very manly for there is lots of swearing, rutting, stabbing and political ruminating. It's up there with Deadwood on the scale of televisual manliness.

HashSlinging

Liverpool FC winning the champions league , beer, a chinese and toffee popcorn.

The Hill Billy

Vegeta wrote:

litre of milk

:eek: Wrong Forum! :eek:

dr.bollocko

None of ye have even taken yer pants off yet! Thats thing one. You are all alone in the house! Why subscribe to the pants wearing ideal for **** sake!
U need:
One giant bean bag. (U will look like an upturned seaturtle)
One pair boxers with the buttons not done up (This is attractive to women)
One tiny rugby ball to throw until it rolls out of reach. (This will make you feel better about being a horrible overweight bald bastard until the beer takes over.)
Every single sports channel available in Europe.
Every remote control within easy reach of your beanbag.
Your mobile for calling food companies.
The extra long extendible reaching mechanical arm for paying the delivery guy without having to move (This is available in pound shops guys. Its not some magical modern expensive invention or anything.) (Also great for passing smoking related devices around a room.)
A nice six pack. Not the cheapest, but not the most expensive either. U know, Harp or Tuborg. Frankly if u are drinking bottles of corona you are either too rich for your own good or just dont care enough for your beer belly.
One copy of Band of Brothers on DVD. Failing this, absolutely any war movie at all as long as its not Behind enemy lines.
If you really wana turn pro, U need a 32" LCD tv which is also hooked up to your PC. that way, when its porn time, one flick of a remote will do the job for you, rather than having to focus on a smaller screen for your porn.
Remember! Drunkenly watching hi-def porn loudly in your own living room with yer lad hanging out is a responsibility, not a right.

Dingatron

The remote control for starters! A six pack of Sam Adams, a chip butty and good football match or sci-fi film!

padser

dr.bollocko wrote:

Remember! Drunkenly watching hi-def porn loudly in your own living room with yer lad hanging out is a responsibility, not a right.

Ah Dr Bollocko ...... I have so much to learn from you

dr.bollocko

padser wrote:

Ah Dr Bollocko ...... I have so much to learn from you

I hoped that this day would never come.
:eek:

Dragan

Jack and Coke with ice to drink.

A nice bag of weed and a few packs of green skins.

PlayStation 2 with Black, Pro Evo 6 and Burnout for Options.

Films would be Fight Club, American History X and a selection of Kevin Smith.

Mobile phone would be….. Off.

jester77

Good night in:

6 x 500ml of Budvar, Staropramen or Flensburger tucked into the mini fridge beside the couch
Bottle of Lagavulin
Big bag of choco M & M's
Smileys BBQ Bacon & Beef pizza ordered online from couch
All remotes and wireless keyboard sitting on couch. Phones off!
Turn on the media center and start from Season 1 Episode 1 of Sopranos!

justsomebloke

a Bottle of chivas regal and ice
X-box
food and lots of it, anything involving cooking is strictly prohibited
and probably south park bigger longer and uncut or a rocky/van dame/ early arnie film

Heisenberg.

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Slow Motion

Beer
Bong
Babes (porn)
Bacon Butty
Bolloknaked

Kinetic^

Drinks:
12 Tins of Bulmers
Bottle of Southern Comfort avec TK Red

Food:
1 pack Doritos Tangy Cheese
1 pack S&V pringles
Take away from the local chinky - Chicken Curry with chips and noodles and prawn crackers
Smoked cod and chips from the chppy would go down well later on as well.

Entertainment:
Xbox 360 with COD2&3, GRAW1&2, RB6:LV and pro evo
Have to go with old school Arnie for the films....commando and predator.

Clothing:
Would be optional of course..........if she was coming home at the end of the night, I'd probably stay naked due to effort of taking them back off again for some giggidy.

damonjewel

Good grass, decent beer, my old vinyl collection (plenty of ac/dc, sabbath etc). A good game on the box, or a classically funny film e.g. Blazing saddles, life of brian. Some take away injun food.

Just make sure you have plenty of rizla's

Bazzy

In boxers with heating just right so ur not too hot not too cold

Beer would have to be bottles roughly 20 of miller ice ice cold with twisty cap (bottle opener could fall off couch)

Food would have to be Chinese Chicken Szechaun boiled rice and a kebab only chilli sauce and maybe a few onion rings

A good 35 minutes will be put aside to rub the beer gut and be proud of it.

Mobile off

And dog the bounty hunter episodes with no breaks! and maybe some real life police progamme afterwards again with no breaks

If a film was to be watched it'd have to be top gun or borat

oooh and forgot farting is absolutely mandatory !

Dragan

Slow Motion wrote:

Beer
Bong
Babes (porn)
Bacon Butty
Bolloknaked

You've narrowed it down to five simple Bs?

Truly you are a god among men!!!!

Sofaspud

Me, sofa, chinese takeaway (probably chicken chow mein, prawn crackers, hot & sour soup), box of Fink Brau (Lidl beer, 24 bottles for €11, surprisingly nice), smoke, skins, bong, 2 litre of coke, LOTS of Haribo(you know you all love it), DVD player, This Is Spinal Tap and Monty Python Box Set, clothes off, lights off, lie down while watching and eating, if anything spills I just eat it off my chest. Cover nearby in case I feel like sleeping without moving.

And now I wish I had the house to myself

trout

Sofaspud wrote:

clothes off, lights off, lie down while watching and eating, if anything spills I just eat it off my chest. Cover nearby in case I feel like sleeping without moving.

add to emerging charter as best practice for all to aspire to +1

tallaght01

My A-Team boxset is essential ingredient in any night in at my end.

Has the unfortunate side effect of making me call everyone "fool" for the next week or so, but it's a price worth paying.