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Dwarf Stripper

yvonnepower · 2007-03-14 13:21:21

Anybody know of any agencies that offer dwarf strippers? Its my friends 30th birthday party in 2 weeks and we were going to organise a stripper for her. I've been looking on the internet but can't find any agency contact numbers. Any help would be extremely appreciated.

14-03-2007 1:21pm

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yvonnepower

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Anybody know of any agencies that offer dwarf strippers? Its my friends 30th birthday party in 2 weeks and we were going to organise a stripper for her. I've been looking on the internet but can't find any agency contact numbers.

Any help would be extremely appreciated.

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#2 14-03-2007 1:58pm

MarkR

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Are you talking about a stripper of diminutive proportions, or an average sized stripper who caters to the less then statuesque?

Oh - And you're their friend? :eek:

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#3 14-03-2007 1:58pm

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Fake account! Must be!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054985125&referrerid=&highlight=%22

From puppies to dwarf strippers is a mixed-up world alright.

Mike.

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#4 14-03-2007 2:03pm

Mickarooney

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i knew a blind stripper once..

you have to hand it to her

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#5 14-03-2007 2:07pm

xzanti

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Mickarooney wrote:

i knew a blind stripper once..

you have to hand it to her

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055062516

Ba Bum Tcchhh!

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#6 15-03-2007 10:44am

yvonnepower

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Its all just for laughs, we wanted something different from the stereotypical kissogram. Any suggestions, Smart Ass????

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#7 15-03-2007 10:58am

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i am deeply offended

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#8 15-03-2007 11:09am

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theres plenty of "little people" porn out there if you know the right people..............so i hear........

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#9 15-03-2007 11:33am

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Get an average sized person and lop thier limbs off.Howls of laughter guaranteed!

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#10 15-03-2007 11:44am

Daithí Locha

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Is this to cater for some weird type of Fruedian sexual kick which subscribes to the "small jockey, big whip" type of mentality?!

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#11 15-03-2007 12:18pm

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folks please forgive me for going off topic, but my sanity is under threat ...

@ Daithí Locha ... your nickname is strangely familiar, but i don't know why ... memory from my distant past maybe ... i've googled it and just found a bunch of posts from you ... please, put me out of my misery

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#12 15-03-2007 12:20pm

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2 weeks might not be enough notice, but there is a porn star midget called " bridget the midget "

Do not ask how i know this. But she has quit porn and has started up a rock/punk band...

Sure worth a try.

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#13 15-03-2007 12:24pm

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Bridget Powers band is actually very good but thats not the only string to her bow. She has her own radio chat show and had a camio on S.W.A.T.

I guy I used to work with was obsessed with her and another 'actress' called Twidget!

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#14 15-03-2007 12:26pm

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6th wrote:

Bridget Powers band is actually very good but thats not the only string to her bow. She has her own radio chat show and had a camio on S.W.A.T.

I guy I used to work with was obsessed with her and another 'actress' called Twidget!

Thats just ****ing sick....

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#15 15-03-2007 2:25pm

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trout wrote:

folks please forgive me for going off topic, but my sanity is under threat ...

@ Daithí Locha ... your nickname is strangely familiar, but i don't know why ... memory from my distant past maybe ... i've googled it and just found a bunch of posts from you ... please, put me out of my misery

A cartoon character from many years ago - and a nickname I had as a kid!!

Will dig out more for you - haven't much time now mo chara.

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