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Hand half down pants....

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  • 13-03-2007 10:18pm
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    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Your watching the Game, Beer in on one hand, What about the otherhand?
    The Half down pants System works well in something like this setting.
    Here is The Great Ed O Neill using the half down pants system...

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    Anyone agree?

    Do you sit like this? ( read thread) 52 votes

    God Yes
    0% 0 votes
    God No
    53% 28 votes
    Only When I'm alone
    13% 7 votes
    Atari jaguar does it for me
    32% 17 votes


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    See there that is a beautiful veteran touch.
    I myself am a top button opener from years back.

    The only problem here is his arched straight back. In the event of fartage, the positioning of the anus would leave the poor man the main victim of his own cloud of gas. That is an unpleasant, and frankly wasteful scenario.
    With a cocked right or left leg in the direction of the wife, said gas can be put to good use in safeguarding remote, comfort, beer and sofa.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,560 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    I'm favour the one button technique. The problem with going further (and let's not deny it we've all been tempted) is if the wrong person were to walk into the room, it would look to the untrained (female) eye as it one were polishing Kojak.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭padser


    Robbo wrote:
    I'm favour the one button technique. The problem with going further (and let's not deny it we've all been tempted) is if the wrong person were to walk into the room, it would look to the untrained (female) eye as it one were polishing Kojak.

    I pretty much just tend to ignore that and just go the whole hog.

    I actually knew a guy who used to play football and stand in centre of the pitch with his right hand completely down his shorts (when the ball was down the other end). We were 17/18 at the time. That same guy is now on the Dublin GAA panel.

    It just shows, you should't confine this activity to the sofa....


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    I usually have the hand on the outside of the pants but between my legs under my thigh or crotch .... hard to explain.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭trout


    That man is my hero ... in homage i always start off an evening of beer & sports by assuming the classic 'Al Bundy' position

    lately i've noticed, as the game progresses and the beer flows, the pants hand tends to drift slowly downwards of it's own volition, and cuppage status is reached

    after three or four beers, and 10-15 mins of cuppage, i then drift gently into the bitter sweet scented clouds of chuff

    i am quite comfortable with this development ... quite comfortable indeed:)

    what a fantastic forum!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud



    The only problem here is his arched straight back. In the event of fartage, the positioning of the anus would leave the poor man the main victim of his own cloud of gas. That is an unpleasant, and frankly wasteful scenario.

    I direct your attention to this thread, my good man.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    I was sitting at home yesterday evening watching tv only to realise I had my whole hand down there. Only way to go.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    Reassuringly warm.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    in summer i just take the trousers off completely.


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