Hand half down pants....

Agent Smith

Your watching the Game, Beer in on one hand, What about the otherhand?
The Half down pants System works well in something like this setting.
Here is The Great Ed O Neill using the half down pants system...


Anyone agree?

dr.bollocko

See there that is a beautiful veteran touch.
I myself am a top button opener from years back.

The only problem here is his arched straight back. In the event of fartage, the positioning of the anus would leave the poor man the main victim of his own cloud of gas. That is an unpleasant, and frankly wasteful scenario.
With a cocked right or left leg in the direction of the wife, said gas can be put to good use in safeguarding remote, comfort, beer and sofa.

Robbo

I'm favour the one button technique. The problem with going further (and let's not deny it we've all been tempted) is if the wrong person were to walk into the room, it would look to the untrained (female) eye as it one were polishing Kojak.

padser

Robbo wrote:

I'm favour the one button technique. The problem with going further (and let's not deny it we've all been tempted) is if the wrong person were to walk into the room, it would look to the untrained (female) eye as it one were polishing Kojak.

I pretty much just tend to ignore that and just go the whole hog.

I actually knew a guy who used to play football and stand in centre of the pitch with his right hand completely down his shorts (when the ball was down the other end). We were 17/18 at the time. That same guy is now on the Dublin GAA panel.

It just shows, you should't confine this activity to the sofa....

6th

I usually have the hand on the outside of the pants but between my legs under my thigh or crotch .... hard to explain.

trout

That man is my hero ... in homage i always start off an evening of beer & sports by assuming the classic 'Al Bundy' position

lately i've noticed, as the game progresses and the beer flows, the pants hand tends to drift slowly downwards of it's own volition, and cuppage status is reached

after three or four beers, and 10-15 mins of cuppage, i then drift gently into the bitter sweet scented clouds of chuff

i am quite comfortable with this development ... quite comfortable indeed:)

what a fantastic forum!

Sofaspud

dr.bollocko wrote:

The only problem here is his arched straight back. In the event of fartage, the positioning of the anus would leave the poor man the main victim of his own cloud of gas. That is an unpleasant, and frankly wasteful scenario.

I direct your attention to this thread, my good man.

petes

I was sitting at home yesterday evening watching tv only to realise I had my whole hand down there. Only way to go.

Stephen

Reassuringly warm.

ferdi

in summer i just take the trousers off completely.