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Show some respect for this forum - none of your First Post - Wohoo Posts

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  • 13-03-2007 6:37pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 4,899 ✭✭✭


    This forum and its users are so far above this form of behavior. :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    You bastard you got there before me!!! Whats this for anyways??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    *burp*:)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,899 ✭✭✭Vexorg


    I think Ruu may have captured some of the essence of the forum in his brief yet eloquant First Burp Post! (FBP!)


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,283 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    I have the requisite beer gut but my hair show absolutely no signs of receding. Does that mean I can't use this forum?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,899 ✭✭✭Vexorg


    If you do not currently enjoy both the beer gut and receeding hair, I fear your contributions may not be taken seriously. However I'm sure that forum founder Robbo may look upon your handicap, see your misery, and allow you entry to the Hallowed Halls of BG&RH.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    i feel....


    ....at home.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Sweet.
    Finally a *belch* forum for the things that I *fart* care about.
    Maybe we could have a poll to see who's hair is the most receding? It might make some of us feel better. Whilst some of the rest of us will feel much worse.
    But the glory of this forum is that beer is never so far away that you have to deal with sadness or sobriety.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    In fact, can I be a mod?
    I'll get receding pube hair. I'll train up my beer belly to sing the fields of athenry at the boards beers. I promise you the earth, and all the beer, beer nuts, remote controls and big screen televisions with every sports channel in Europe on it if my beerguttish demibaldness is recognised in such a way...


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    *scratches* (not head!) :)

    /wanders away after leaving toilet seat up


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    Is this like the male version of HoLL ? :confused: or is it a free for all ?
    /Pats beer belly


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Not to be sexist or anything, but just cos we have Beer bellys and pattern baldness doesnt mean that we have to reply to baldy beer drinking women on this forum.
    Sher if they wanted us to listen they would have made some effort to look good. and brought us beer.
    And a nice flat cap.
    *Wanders into toilet after r3nu4l just left*
    "Ah for **** sake."
    *cracks window*
    *farts*


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,755 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    If fora were furniture, this would be a well-worn, brown leather EZ-Boy smelling faintly of farts with Cheezy Wotsit crumbs & 82c in change stuck down the side of the cushion.


    * nestles butt in & pops a beer *


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Congrats Robbo in getting this forum up and running so speedily. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,755 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Beruthiel wrote:
    Congrats Robbo in getting this forum up and running so speedily. :D

    Someone's left the door open & let the wimmins in! :eek:


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Quiet you
    I have a wine & vodka gut, that surely counts for something!


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,755 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Beruthiel wrote:
    I have a wine & vodka gut, that surely counts for something!

    Seeking validation? Try PI or join a club or society. ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,819 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    Has anyone noticed how snugly this forum sits right between animals&pets and collectibles&antiques ?

    Coincidence?

    I don't think so :D:D:D


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    *flicks peanut at hill billy*


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    *gets stray peanut in eye*



    *blubbers like a baby until beer placed in front of me*

    *smiles*


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,560 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    This thread has been tainted by oestrogen.


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