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Could you imagine being this people?

  • 08-03-2007 4:08pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭


    http://spluch.blogspot.com/2007/01/abigail-and-brittany-hensel.html
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_and_Brittany_Hensel

    Abigail "Abby" Loraine Hensel and Brittany Lee Hensel (born 7 March 1990, Carver County, Minnesota, United States), are dicephalic conjoined twins. Brittany is the left twin, and Abigail is the right twin. They have two spines which join at the pelvis. They have two stomachs, three lungs, and two arms. (A third, underdeveloped and useless arm between their heads was amputated in infancy.)

    Common organs

    Most of Abigail and Brittany's shared organs lie below the waist line.

    * 2 heads
    * 2 arms -- originally 3, but the short malformed central arm was removed
    * 2 spinal cords and backbones -- surgery corrected scoliosis
    * 3½ lungs -- surgery expanded their chest cavity while correcting scoliosis
    * 2 breasts
    * 2 hearts in a shared circulatory system -- medicine taken by either affects both
    * 1 liver
    * 2 stomachs
    * 3 kidneys
    * 2 gallbladders
    * 1 bladder
    * 1 ribcage
    * 1 large intestine
    * 1 reproductive system
    * 1 pelvis with 2 legs

    :eek:

    Oh my god.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Yeah I saw the documentary on five a couple of weeks back. Seem like two normal individual teenage girls. The coordination of their limbs was pretty incredible (hitting baseballs etc.,) and as for the driving.......:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,234 ✭✭✭Malteaser!


    wow, thats really amazing!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 658 ✭✭✭Hawk Eye


    Would that count as a threesome???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 364 ✭✭BrenC


    Yeah I saw this a while ago, there's a video on youtube...i'll see if i can find the link.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,441 ✭✭✭✭jesus_thats_gre


    Hawk Eye wrote:
    Would that count as a threesome???

    Best post ever!!


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  • Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Nope.Only onne set of sexual organs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Hawk Eye wrote:
    Would that count as a threesome???

    my thoughts exactly. so many possibilities


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,225 ✭✭✭Ciaran500


    Nope.Only onne set of sexual organs.
    But you can only "entertain" one in a threesome anyway ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Ciaran500 wrote:
    But you can only "entertain" one in a threesome anyway ;)
    I beg to differ.


  • Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    sinecurea wrote:
    I beg to differ.
    QFT;)


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    What if one tried to get with the other one.. would that be counted as masturbation?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,112 ✭✭✭Blowfish


    Each controls just one side of the body
    Their coordination is amazing, imagine trying to walk or run when you only control one leg, and someone else controls the other.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    What if one tried to get with the other one.. would that be counted as masturbation?

    Also if one tries to masturbate, who gets to enjoy it? do they take it in turn??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,013 ✭✭✭yayamark


    what about when oe drinks about 10 pints of guinness and goes for a ****e the next day. PHEW:eek: :(:(:( :eek: :o:o :eek:

    OR

    if one wants to have a finger flick thru her pink pearly panties!:D :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    So would that be a 669 instead of a 69?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    It's cool that they seem to have such a great quality of life but it's depressing to think that they're sure to meet so many problems along the way with regard to relationships etc.

    It'd be a bit sh!t imo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 375 ✭✭im_invisible


    thats just too weird, even for me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 519 ✭✭✭cujimmy


    Bet they would love to visit Ireland so the one on the right could get a shot at the driving


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭Caliden


    if one of them masturbated would it be incest?

    Also if you ended up marrying one of them would you have to marry the other???

    Ahhhh so many possibilities!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 393 ✭✭Peter Collins


    Bing bang bing bang bong
    Do do doo do do do dooooo

    Bing bang bing bang bong
    Do do doo do do do dooooo

    This thread is grossly offensive


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    I've got 2 heads but ya don't see me putting up a wiki about it!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    so... do they have to take 2 tests in school or one? It'd be so easy to cheat :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    They're not the only girls in the world to ever have been conjoined like that.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    couldnt one of them drink drive? and tell the copper to breathalize the other one? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭Caliden


    Blush_01 wrote:
    They're not the only girls in the world to ever have been conjoined like that.


    yeah but they're almost the legal sexy time age which is why there's so much talk about it.
    Plus they're not grotesque so there's probably someone who would find them attractive.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Nope.Only onne set of sexual organs.
    Amateur:rolleyes: Confusing reproductive organs with sexual organs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Katykaboom


    I just opened up the video in work, and the eoman behind me asked nme what I was watching... she said it looked like porn. How ... I dont know!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,698 ✭✭✭InFront


    I've seen them on tv shows at least twice, I think one was Oprah? Somehow that doesn't seem right, surely the best way to bring up well adjusted, confident girls with their condition would be to do so in their community, not subjecting them to media commentary?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    Hawk Eye wrote:
    Would that count as a threesome???
    2 for the price of 1!

    And if you kill them, you become a serial killer with one bullet...sounds good!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 209 ✭✭MAYPOP


    double the whinging, no thanks:rolleyes:


  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,781 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Katykaboom wrote:
    I just opened up the video in work, and the eoman behind me asked nme what I was watching... she said it looked like porn. How ... I dont know!

    because she is an idiot


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