Forenigers In Chatrooms

bolliwoodi

hi guys- working the night shift tonight and it got quiet so i decided to have a mess online. went into a chatroom and straight away about 10 messages came on from diff guys(mostly moroccans) and they all said the same thing

"will you marry me- i am in need of a wife"

WTF LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This happens all the time- what the hells going on?

Karl Hungus

What the hell kind of chatrooms have you been going to?

bolliwoodi

Karl Hungus wrote:

What the hell kind of chatrooms have you been going to?

just normal ones

Ruu_Old

zomg! you must be like..popular..and stuff! :eek:

BigCon

What's a forenigers?

BlitzKrieg

the forehead of a black man?



thats not funny



damn



what else begins with fore?

Karl Hungus

bolliwoodi wrote:

just normal ones

You must have a very scewed perspective on what the word normal means.

Post logs tbh.

bolliwoodi

Karl Hungus wrote:

You must have a very scewed perspective on what the word normal means.

Post logs tbh.

normal chat rooms that everyone goes on

they are everywhere

Karl Hungus

bolliwoodi wrote:

normal chat rooms that everyone goes on

they are everywhere

Yet of course, you can't seem to name one single chatroom?

bolliwoodi

Karl Hungus wrote:

Yet of course, you can't seem to name one single chatroom?

www.chat.co.uk

www.chat-box.co.uk

www.kangoochat.com

BlitzKrieg

did you just google those links?

bolliwoodi

BlitzKrieg wrote:

did you just google those links?

no i didnt
jesus i cant even start a convo witout ppl thinking im lying

BigCon

BigCon wrote:

What's a forenigers?

I think he is talkng about these.:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mizh6zT4_I&NR

Archeron

Wont someone marry me? I really need a wife......(really!)

GreenHell

I'm marry you! We can run away! Chat on different networks, post on different boards! Use different nicks....

A whole new world.... *disney music*..

tallus

Just use irc dude, it has a command called ignore. All you have to do is trype /ignore nickname. That way we dont have to listen to yer ramblings

Gaspode

bolliwoodi wrote:

hi guys- working the night shift tonight and it got quiet so i decided to have a mess online. went into a chatroom and straight away about 10 messages came on from diff guys(mostly moroccans) and they all said the same thing

"will you marry me- i am in need of a wife"

WTF LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This happens all the time- what the hells going on?

How did you know they were guys? for that matter, how did you know they were moroccans? It sounds to me like a load of AH people just taking a break from Boards and messing with heads somewhere else for light entertainment.

Dyr

That spelling mistake in the title makes this thread look like the start of a racist joke :eek:

NutJob

No one ever offers to marry me except that one russian.

but it was for the Visa i swear.:)

I wouldnt take any chat room seriously thought

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Tell them you're hoping to move to Morocco but need a husband to marry to get a passport. That should confuse them.

Katykaboom

I gethassled like this on myspace, its weird. this is an email I got a couple of weeks ago, found it very amusing.

Dear Baby,

My name is JOHN NELSON from South Africa.

I am happy to sight your photograph through the myspace.com and coming to know that you are from Ireland, I was very happy and would like to be your friend which will lead to serious relationship between two of us. Truelly, I am working with a reputable company here in South Africa, right the way now, I am on my way down to Ireland , on transit through Cotonou-Benin to Burkina Faso all in West/Africa, from there down to London and to continue my jouney down to Belfast before reaching your home country.

I hope you will be happy to know me better which I am solmnly going to prove myself 100% right as Catholic by birth . I shall be visiting Dublin in a very short time. I am coming to Dublin for a reliable services and since I have sighted your photograph, it is a great pleasure and I hopefully believed that as I saw your picture absolute relationship will be our's in future in good faith and confidence.

Would you like to give me your contact informations so that I can reach you as soon as I arrived Dublin because I love you from my intimate heart Ok?.

Awaiting for your kind response in advance.

Thanks and best regards,

Mr.JOHN NELSON
My alternative email address : ogojokings1975@yahoo.com


He loves me from his intimate heart. Of course I accepted.

Winters

Should have gone to the #boards chatroom.

Its where us [relativly] normal people hang.

DublinWriter

bolliwoodi wrote:

This happens all the time- what the hells going on?

Can we sell you on ebay?

aidan_walsh

Ah now bolliwoodi, you're on an Irish chat forum now. Sure we're all mad raving forenigers here.

biko

Forenigers wants to know what love is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI2XloVcIYs

Nehpets

Deleted User wrote:

I think he is talkng about these.:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mizh6zT4_I&NR

BRILLIANT!

BlitzKrieg

BlitzKrieg wrote:

the forehead of a black man?



thats not funny



damn



what else begins with fore?

Hah. I lol'ed much to the amusement of my housemates.

You bastard.

Black Swan

bolliwoodi celebrity status, but of course!

scojones

You realise on the internets there are not foreigners right?

super_furry

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/starburst98/Pirate_full1.swf TBH

sart33

Listen man will u ever stop with this la la **** and get on wit ur life. Come on u r on the net its open for all no visa and no cheap sex for u. at the end of the day u r a foreigner too...........why because as i said u r on the net.........u know the highway...........so move on or get the f... out the way u moron.............foreigner my ass

sart33

Please stop flatter ur self. I see u have good imagination. U must be very sad b............

Katykaboom wrote:

I gethassled like this on myspace, its weird. this is an email I got a couple of weeks ago, found it very amusing.

Dear Baby,

My name is JOHN NELSON from South Africa.

I am happy to sight your photograph through the myspace.com and coming to know that you are from Ireland, I was very happy and would like to be your friend which will lead to serious relationship between two of us. Truelly, I am working with a reputable company here in South Africa, right the way now, I am on my way down to Ireland , on transit through Cotonou-Benin to Burkina Faso all in West/Africa, from there down to London and to continue my jouney down to Belfast before reaching your home country.

I hope you will be happy to know me better which I am solmnly going to prove myself 100% right as Catholic by birth . I shall be visiting Dublin in a very short time. I am coming to Dublin for a reliable services and since I have sighted your photograph, it is a great pleasure and I hopefully believed that as I saw your picture absolute relationship will be our's in future in good faith and confidence.

Would you like to give me your contact informations so that I can reach you as soon as I arrived Dublin because I love you from my intimate heart Ok?.

Awaiting for your kind response in advance.

Thanks and best regards,

Mr.JOHN NELSON
My alternative email address : ogojokings1975@yahoo.com


He loves me from his intimate heart. Of course I accepted.

BlitzKrieg

super_furry wrote:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/starburst98/Pirate_full1.swf TBH

i love you.

5starpool

sart33 wrote:

Listen man will u ever stop with this la la **** and get on wit ur life. Come on u r on the net its open for all no visa and no cheap sex for u. at the end of the day u r a foreigner too...........why because as i said u r on the net.........u know the highway...........so move on or get the f... out the way u moron.............foreigner my ass

txtspk sux........

Silverfish

sart33 wrote:

Listen man will u ever stop with this la la **** and get on wit ur life. Come on u r on the net its open for all no visa and no cheap sex for u. at the end of the day u r a foreigner too...........why because as i said u r on the net.........u know the highway...........so move on or get the f... out the way u moron.............foreigner my ass

Oh to see Karoma's face. I bet it's a picture.

:F

connundrum

scojones wrote:

You realise on the internets there are not foreigners right?

Tis true, you're more the foreener in that situation.

I remember being in Bulgaria with mates from Offaly and a Swedish dude came over and tried to chat some of the weemins up. One girl stood up and said "fcuk off you ya bleedin foreigner!!". Good times

pepper

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Karl Hungus

sart33 wrote:

Please stop flatter ur self. I see u have good imagination. U must be very sad b............

Ok, fess up, who let their 6 year old child use their computer?

Katykaboom

Yeah Sart, I'm so so incredibly sad. Boo hoo for me. I have no life, and I just sit around waiting for African men to mail me and ask me to be thier wives, cause thats all thats in my life. I just make this stuff up, cause I have nothing better to do, I was thinking of going around slagging off people for reason other than Im a complete twat but Ill leave that up to you, Im too busy looking through my marraige proposals.

dame

bolliwoodi wrote:

hi guys- working the night shift tonight and it got quiet so i decided to have a mess online. went into a chatroom and straight away about 10 messages came on from diff guys(mostly moroccans) and they all said the same thing

"will you marry me- i am in need of a wife"

WTF LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This happens all the time- what the hells going on?

Sounds like you're in there Bolliwoodi.......can we all come to the Wedding?

Seriously though; What's the company policy on (ab)use of company resources? I doubt chatrooms constitute legitimate work-related research (depends what you work at I suppose - I'd like that job if it does!). Do they have a security system that will monitor your internet usage? Could your new husband(s) lose you your new job??