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  • 01-03-2007 6:19pm
    #1
    drunk_monk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 719 ✭✭✭


    Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny.

    "She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards." said one doctor.
    "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of percocet every 10
    hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours.
    He nearly died on us!"

    The second doctor said,
    "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!"

    Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall.

    "Oh my God!" said the first doctor,
    "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"


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