What % of the pants do you wear?

Pighead

Pighead would love to say he rules his relationship with an iron fist but to be honest it would be a blatant lie. Its a 50-50 union for us unfortunately.

When I'm home I look on in envy at me dad and his 80% share of the trousers. "Bring me out the desert menu love" he'll casually shout into the kitchen. If Pighead tried that line out he'd be single before the sentence was even finished.

Theres a lad at work who actually owns 100% of the pants. Couldn't believe it when the lads were telling me about him. Get this, he works 3-11 Mon-Friday. Gets out of work at 5 for a half an hour so he can collect his wife from her work. Then he comes back to work and leaves his missus in the car til 11 o clock! Unfcukingbelievable!

She sits in the car for nigh on 6 hours twiddling her thumbs until hes ready to leave. The only toilets are inside the building and you need a card to swipe in so I shudder to think what she does when she feels the urge. Would love to ask him what his secret is but hes an ex army South african nutter so I'm keeping well away.

Anyway how much of your pants do you share with your lady/man friend?

racso1975

It varies with the seasons

i am 100% bitch whipped. I'd like to think it was 50-50 but if am i am honest with myself it not nor is it anything resembling it!!!!!1

Ruu_Old

70% +. Domination is my game

50-50, holding my own here but it is difficult! 100%..now that is impressive strength! :eek:

Pighead

70% +. Domination is my game

racso1975 wrote:

i am 100% bitch whipped. I'd like to think it was 50-50 but if am i am honest with myself it not nor is it anything resembling it!!!!!1

Pighead respects your honesty racso. It can't have been easy admitting to the shrivelled state of your testicles.

racso1975

It varies with the seasons

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county

70% +. Domination is my game

Pighead wrote:

Theres a lad at work who actually owns 100% of the pants. Couldn't believe it when the lads were telling me about him. Get this, he works 3-11 Mon-Friday. Gets out of work at 5 for a half an hour so he can collect his wife from her work. Then he comes back to work and leaves his missus in the car til 11 o clock! Unfcukingbelievable!

She sits in the car for nigh on 6 hours twiddling her thumbs until hes ready to leave. The only toilets are inside the building and you need a card to swipe in so I shudder to think what she does when she feels the urge. Would love to ask him what his secret is but hes an ex army South african nutter so I'm keeping well away.


pighead,that has to be porky`s

Pighead

70% +. Domination is my game

county wrote:

pighead,that has to be porky`s

That was my exact reaction county, but the lads brought me outside and sure enough there she was napping in the front seat of his Jeep. Shes out there again today! Hardcore pants ownership there.

Overheal

I don't wear pants.....





















............I wear underwear. And Jeans.

Europeans.

InFront

I* don't just wear the pants, I* wear the jack boot.


*she^


^My Mum

WhiteWashMan

70% +. Domination is my game

we wear different trousers for different parts of our relationship, but overall, its 50-50.

Unpossible

yeah sometimes we like to role play, she will put on some pants while I slip into.... oops wrong thread

mikedragon32

70% +. Domination is my game

I'd say it pans out at 50:50.

GreenHell

Being single and being the proud owner of all my pants I must say 100%

Beruthiel

0%, I have to ask my master can I answer this poll

Pighead wrote:

That was my exact reaction county, but the lads brought me outside and sure enough there she was napping in the front seat of his Jeep. Shes out there again today! Hardcore pants ownership there.

Nope.
Still think you're having us on Piggie.
Pics please?

My pants are 100% steel, but you all knew that already.

Dreamer 7

30% or less. Submissive and sad

I would have to say I'm 70% in control..... I let him think he is making decisions but its more stuff that i want and plant in his head he he.

I never stop him trying to act like the one in charge in front of his mates/family ( a guy needs to bang his chest etc)but he knows when he gets home he has me to answer to

FlutterinBantam

Flutteringbantam has formed an opinion that Pighead wears 5% of the pants,the dirty bit.

The Hill Billy

70% +. Domination is my game

In general day-to-day stuff it would be 75/25 in Mrs Billy's favour.
However, I have a large cache of secret "Atari Jaguar" pants. So while Mrs Billy thinks that she's wearing 75% of the pants, in truth she only actually has 25% of the total.


Mu-ha-ha-ha! (Evil cackle!)

Beruthiel

0%, I have to ask my master can I answer this poll

Denial is a terrible thing Hill Billy

Donegal Lass

75% and climbing!:D

The Hill Billy

70% +. Domination is my game

Beruthiel wrote:

Denial is a terrible thing Hill Billy

OK - I'll hold my hands up to being 100% bitçh-whipped.



Honey - Where's my frock?

youcancallmeal

100% I rule our relationship with 2 iron fists

I am at the horrible realization stage where I think I'm wearing the pants but in fact she is and she knows it

Kinetic^

I wear the pants..........the whole pants........and nothing but the the pants............so help me god (aka Pighead)!!!!

robinph

I wear trousers/ jeans.

Pighead

70% +. Domination is my game

Beruthiel wrote:

Nope.
Still think you're having us on Piggie.
Pics please?

My pants are 100% steel, but you all knew that already.

Listen Beruthial, just because we're not sleeping with each other anymore, it doesn't give you the right to call Pighead a liar. But fair enough if you want pics, i'll get pics.

Do you want one of her in her car snoozing or will i try an dcatch her whilst shes pissing up against one of the cars oin the car park?

loismustdie

seriously, plz, pics! oh just said we are 90 to me, ten to him. and that 10 is just one very weighted issue he rules

tSubh Dearg

100% I rule our relationship with 2 iron fists

I think my tagline says it all. But I'm not sad about it.

Talliesin

30% or less. Submissive and sad

Good girl.

Pighead

70% +. Domination is my game

Pighead looks on in awe and wonder as Talliesins struts away in his tight fitting domineering pants. Mighty impressive.

Talliesin

30% or less. Submissive and sad

Pighead, I do not domineer. I can dominate without domineering. That's part of why my good girl is happy to belong to me.

Tighter pants might be a good idea though.

Not too tight though. I have volume requirements. Another reason why my good girl is happy...

Pighead

70% +. Domination is my game

For all you innocent bebo loving youngsters out there Talliesin is implying his cock is bigger than a big babys arm.

Respect the dominating (without domineering)Talliesin and more importantly, respect the cock.

Talliesin

30% or less. Submissive and sad

Ah the cock is but a small part (but by no means is the part small) compared to the treats I have for good girls (or good boys for that matter).

If you can't make them happy without taking it out, it's just going to be so much useless meat.

nesf

Should I just move this thread to S&S and be done with it?

Talliesin

30% or less. Submissive and sad

Speaking as a moderator of S&S, I would say "no".

Pighead

70% +. Domination is my game

nesf wrote:

Should I just move this thread to S&S and be done with it?

Throw it in the recycle bin nesf and delete Talliesins posts while your at it. Pighead has never felt so inadequate in his life.

Making them happy without taking it out indeed. IMPOSSIBLE.

copacetic

well I am certainly happy if he keeps it in so making them happy without taking it out is the easy bit..

Black Swan

70% +. Domination is my game

Commando sometimes?

00112984

30% or less. Submissive and sad

I wear 95% of the trousers. Mr. 00112984 gets a bit power crazy so I like to keep him in line.