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The Perfect Husband

  • 01-03-2007 12:22pm
    #1
    sgarvan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,607 ✭✭✭


    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello."
    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes."
    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."
    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "$90,000."
    MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000 They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."
    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape................................................................

    Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


Comments

  • #2
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    The rules dicate we can't badmouth bad, terrible, crap, useless jokes. So...


  • #3
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I thought it was funny :)

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #4
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    HavoK wrote:
    The rules dicate we can't badmouth bad, terrible, crap, useless jokes. So...
    ... we rate the thread instead before the mod gets annoyed.


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