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Love Dress

  • 28-02-2007 5:50pm
    #1
    Dec McC
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    One afternoon a woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.
    She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was
    shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,
    totally naked.
    Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

    "What are you doing?" she asked.

    "I'm waiting for Michael to come home from work", the
    daughter-in-law answered.

    "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

    "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

    "Love dress? But you're naked!"

    "Michael loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It
    excites him no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he
    instantly becomes romantic and loves me for hours. He
    can't get enough of me".

    The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed,
    showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on
    a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband
    to arrive.
    Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and
    saw her lying there so provocatively.

    "What are you doing?" he asked.

    "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.


    "Needs ironing," he said, "What's for dinner?"


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