Hacktarded

Overheal

This should be moved to Security thread.....

.....but only after everyone has had their ****s and giggles

br0kenrabbit: hi

Greg_ValveOLS: good evening

br0kenrabbit: What's ip?

br0kenrabbit: up?

Greg_ValveOLS: my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit: On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS: yes

br0kenrabbit: Why?

Greg_ValveOLS: we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit: My information?

Greg_ValveOLS: we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit: No. I don't even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS: hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit: Well...

Greg_ValveOLS: if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know.

br0kenrabbit: Well

Greg_ValveOLS: dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit: Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS: k

br0kenrabbit: Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

br0kenrabbit: Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Greg_ValveOLS: huh?

Greg_ValveOLS: bs

br0kenrabbit: Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS: how

br0kenrabbit says:Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS: oh k

br0kenrabbit: As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for
his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit: I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS: why?

br0kenrabbit: Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS: Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS: tos

br0kenrabbit says:terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS: were?

br0kenrabbit: Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS: why

br0kenrabbit: I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS:

br0kenrabbit: I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS: k

br0kenrabbit says:First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for
verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit: Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS: ya

br0kenrabbit: Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS: ya

br0kenrabbit: Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit: Okay.

br0kenrabbit: I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.

Greg_ValveOLS: some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS: m

br0kenrabbit says:Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS: ya

br0kenrabbit says:And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS: am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit: What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit: That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit: Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS: yes

br0kenrabbit: Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit: Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS: why

br0kenrabbit: So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS: can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS: clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS: wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit: Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS: ya

br0kenrabbit: Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit: Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS: k

Greg_ValveOLS: It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit : Greg

Greg_ValveOLS: did u ban me???????????>WHY

br0kenrabbit: Greg

Greg_ValveOLS: what

br0kenrabbit: Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS: what????

br0kenrabbit: I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS: omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit: Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS: i wanst

br0kenrabbit: Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS: i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit: Greg

Greg_ValveOLS: dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS: what

br0kenrabbit: Go mow some yards, bitch.

aidan_walsh

:d

Donald-Duck

What a gob****e

Unpossible

good, but not as good as that one where the fella ended up sending a virus to his own PC

I got confused who was trying to fool whom =/

Karl Hungus

Holy ****, what a gobtard!!!

Thomas_S_Hunterson

Is that actually genuine?

It's unbelievable

Zombienosh

lmao great stuff

qz

Hahaha

KamiKazi

lol i got one of those idiots trying to scam me on xfire of all things last thursday

[02:30] VAC: Hi this is Vac
[02:31] ҚамıҚаżı: hi
[02:31] VAC: we have detected multi ip on your system
[02:31] ҚамıҚаżı: really
[02:32] VAC: we need your user name and pass for Steam or your acount will be shut in 24 hours on demand (Error 567)
[02:32] ҚамıҚаżı: ok
[02:32] ҚамıҚаżı: and you work for valve?
[02:32] VAC: NOTE this is a bot i only can anwser Certain questions
[02:33] ҚамıҚаżı: if you were a bot it would not take you 30 seconds to type each message. you would enter each message instantly
[02:33] VAC: NOTE this is a bot i only can anwser Certain questions
[02:34] VAC: hey sorry about that i left the bot on
[02:34] ҚамıҚаżı: hello?
[02:34] VAC: he yo so sorry about this but there are multi ips on your system just need 2 veri ur steam user/pass then ull be ok
[02:34] ҚамıҚаżı: do you realise what you are doing is against valve's terms of sales?
[02:35] VAC: um i do work for valve and ive had perm to do this
[02:35] ҚамıҚаżı: lol, sure you do kiddo
[02:36] ҚамıҚаżı: i didnt realise that office hours had changed to 2.30 in the morning
[02:36] VAC: fair enuth i cant do any more your acount will be look in 24 hours
[02:36] VAC: im in the us
[02:36] VAC: but any way thanx
[02:36] ҚамıҚаżı: so you do work for valve?
[02:36] VAC: Yes
[02:36] ҚамıҚаżı: ok
[02:37] ҚамıҚаżı: tell me what games are on my account
[02:37] VAC: dude im only a admin trying 2 do my job its a simple yes or no so u can play right now or wait 25 hours
[02:37] VAC: 24*
[02:38] ҚамıҚаżı: so you dont know anything about my account?
[02:38] VAC: all i pick up was a multi ip which mean u got to many logins
[02:38] VAC: k 2 prove i tell what games u gort
[02:38] VAC: got*
[02:39] VAC: im not ment 2 be doing this
[02:39] ҚамıҚаżı: ok, if you detected multiple ip's on my account, then you know my account name. so what is my account name?
[02:39] VAC: but just 2 prove
[02:39] VAC: ok u got css cs 1.6 DODS hl2/mods
[02:40] VAC: dude your acount is being shut down u can play in next 24 hours
[02:40] ҚамıҚаżı: ok so when was my account created?
[02:41] VAC: dude ffs i dont care all i need is your password and username just so u can play now instead of waiting 24 hours jezz
[02:41] VAC: any way gotta do this **** for a wile
[02:42] ҚамıҚаżı: so valve employess use the words "dude", "ffs" and "****" while contacting there customers now do they ?
[02:42] VAC: cba cya
[02:42] VAC: (BOT) Acount Deactivated
[02:42] ҚамıҚаżı: okok
[02:42] ҚамıҚаżı: here are my details:
[02:43] ҚамıҚаżı: account name : go_****_yourself. password go_****_a_goat
[02:43] VAC: Please go 2 Valve web site for more info
[02:43] ҚамıҚаżı: suck my balls for more info
[02:43] VAC: (BOT) Acount Deactivated
[02:43] ҚамıҚаżı: rofl cya
[02:43] VAC: (BOT) Acount Deactivated
[02:44] ҚамıҚаżı: 1 more question
[02:44] VAC: (BOT) Acount Deactivated
[02:44] ҚамıҚаżı: no? ok cya
[02:44] VAC: (BOT) Acount Deactivated
[02:45] VAC: VAC Has Detected multi ip on your system [Ban by Admin Greg]
[02:45] ҚамıҚаżı: didnt you leave already?
[02:45] VAC: If you dont think this ban was fair contact Valve
[02:46] ҚамıҚаżı: kk cya gl hf
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[02:46] This user has sent too many messages in a short amount of time.
[02:46] This user has been blocked.”

i cant believe that he thought i'd actually fall for it...

Overheal

well now you have been taught how to throw it back at them

I loved the whole yeah sorry I left the bot on

The_Minister

The first one is briliant.
When he said that he had to save up for the account, how much would he have had to pay?

Kojak

The_Minister wrote:

The first one is briliant.

Agreed

Smellyirishman

The_Minister wrote:

When he said that he had to save up for the account, how much would he have had to pay?

The price of the game, about €30-50.

This was posted a way back in the Games forum, hilariously funny.

Collie D

Go mow some lawns, bitch...

Classic

Overheal

I remember mowing lawns...I bought Mario64

Rabies

The guy in the first one was from Illinio.
Ruu, was that you?

Ruu_Old

Sometimes I'm bad but not that bad! Thats more thick as a plank stupid.

BrokenArrows

lo.. they were both classic posts.

Loved the first one. Quick thinking on his part.

godtabh

The first one was very good!

I dont play HL2 that much these days so they leave me alone thankfuly becuase I'm not sure if I'd be able to go up agianst some one so clever

DaBreno

"Go mow some lawns bitch." Classic!!

Stephen

I play games on steam all the time and nobody's ever tried to steal my account. I feel left out.

petes

Stephen wrote:

I play games on steam all the time and nobody's ever tried to steal my account. I feel left out.

Whats your user name and password?

Lump

He he, classic

John

dr.bollocko

Thread of the day my left ball.

coldfeet

Hacktarded, brillant

gamblitis

what a stupid dope!first one was def the best one!happy for the kid.maybe that'll learn them!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Hahaha quality...

phantom_lord

1st one's great!

Thrill

"Go mow some lawns bitch."

The first one is class.:)

finnykid

Absolutely fantastic.
the 2 stories are very good

Overheal

Bumped just because I got Thread of The Day and I'm in a good mood

dr.bollocko

This is the 2nd time this lame thread has gotten thread of the day, and in the interest of bringing this thread down from its giddy heights, I again repeat. Thread of the day my left ball.

KamiKazi

dr.bollocko wrote:

This is the 2nd time this lame thread has gotten thread of the day, and in the interest of bringing this thread down from its giddy heights, I again repeat. Thread of the day my left ball.

go find somewhere else to be mr.grumpy, not here

Tom Dunne

KamiKazi wrote:

go find somewhere else to be mr.grumpy, not here

Or, go mow some lawns, bitch.

Bob the Builder

tom dunne wrote:

Or, go mow some lawns, bitch.

I could say the same for yourself! :P

dr.bollocko

KamiKazi wrote:

go find somewhere else to be mr.grumpy, not here

Why? Am I ruining your truly wonderful thread about some randomer's lame ass joke?

rcaz

Yes. Yes you are. 'Nuff said?

dr.bollocko

NO. No sirree. Not at all has enough been said.

Kamikazi is just upset because the first post was slightly funnier. You're just upset because you didnt come up with any of this. In fact I struggle to see why you are even replying on someone elses behalf.......
Or else its a postcount++ on your part. But either way, it isnt your thread, the question wasnt directed at you, and I am forced to deduct from this that you clearly have anger issues. Or else you are a misguided thread vigilante. Are you wearing a superhero costume right now? I mean for a post like that, you could be looking at a boards.ie ban dude.

I'm just saying.

But if you pm me your username and password, I might be able to unlock it for you and leave you go with a warning. This time...

rcaz

Hang on, aren't you the one taking this off-topic? It's a light-hearted topic, everyone's having a bit of a laugh, and you're "being Mr. Grumpy", no? You asked a question, I answered it.

But we're taking this off topic, no? *swallows pride* You dig?

KamiKazi

lol you think im jealous because the first post is funnier??

when i heard that story ages ago i literally laughed my ass off, and i still do when i read it. i also thought that my story was pretty funny too thats why i posted it.

now if thats all you have to say, heres the door.

Binomate

I got a message on xfire the other day. Some randomg guy said "Give me your World of Warcraft account name and password". Thought he was being pretty straight foward about it.

KamiKazi

Binomate wrote:

I got a message on xfire the other day. Some randomg guy said "Give me your World of Warcraft account name and password". Thought he was being pretty straight foward about it.

lmao

Bob the Builder

Jazus, Bollocko, Will you calm down! Go mow some lawns!

Karoma

Ah,folks, feel the loev and stay on-topic!


</misguided thread vigilante>

Overheal

Yeah don't hijack my award winning thread that I made by hijacking a conversation record off of someone else who likeyl did the same....OKAY?

KamiKazi

Overheal wrote:

Yeah don't hijack my award winning thread that I made by hijacking a conversation record off of someone else who likeyl did the same....OKAY?

X-Ecuti0ner

lol, my account got hacked once. I had to email steam to get it back.:)