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What Do You Do With A Druken Salor?!

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    #2
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,226 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Toot toot!


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    #3
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    What will we do with the drunken knacker,
    What will we do with the drunken knacker,
    What will we do with the drunken knacker,
    Knock him out and rob him....


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    #4
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,226 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Toot toot!


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    #5
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,814 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    The strong Dutch first kyu
    Authors: Andrew Grant, Matthew MacFadyen, Francis Roads, 1979

    What shall we do with the strong dutch first-kyu?
    What shall we do with the strong dutch first-kyu?
    What shall we do with the strong dutch first-kyu?
    If they won't promote him?

    Hooray, make him sho-dan
    Hooray, make him sho-dan
    Hooray, make him sho-dan
    Why won't they promote him?

    Make him play an even game with Kobayashi
    Make him play an even game with Kobayashi
    Make him play an even game with Kobayashi
    If they won't promote him

    Hooray, make him ni-dan
    Hooray, make him ni-dan
    Hooray, make him ni-dan
    Why won't they promote him?

    Make him give a hundred komi
    Make him give a hundred komi
    Make him give a hundred komi
    If they won't promote him

    Hooray, make him san-dan
    Hooray, make him san-dan
    Hooray, make him san-dan
    Why won't they promote him?

    Make him play on a plastic goban
    Make him play on a plastic goban
    Make him play on a plastic goban
    If they won't promote him

    Hooray, make him yon-dan
    Hooray, make him yon-dan
    Hooray, make him yon-dan
    Why won't they promote him?

    Make him play with a patch on both eyes
    Make him play with a patch on both eyes
    Make him play with a patch on both eyes
    If they won't promote him

    Hooray, make him go-dan
    Hooray, make him go-dan
    Hooray, make him go-dan
    Why won't they promote him?

    Tell him he's come to a Shogi Congress
    Tell him he's come to a Shogi Congress
    Tell him he's come to a Shogi Congress
    If they won't promote him

    Hooray, make him roku-dan
    Hooray, make him roku-dan
    Hooray, make him roku-dan
    Why won't they promote him?

    Put him in atari while he's on the toilet
    Put him in atari while he's on the toilet
    Put him in atari while he's on the toilet
    If they won't promote him

    Hooray, make him nana-dan
    Hooray, make him nana-dan
    Hooray, make him nana-dan
    Why won't they promote him?

    Call him to the phone when he's in byoyomi
    Call him to the phone when he's in byoyomi
    Call him to the phone when he's in byoyomi
    If they won't promote him

    Hooray, make him hachi-dan
    Hooray, make him hachi-dan
    Hooray, make him hachi-dan
    Why won't they promote him?

    Lock him in his room and win by default
    Lock him in his room and win by default
    Lock him in his room and win by default
    If they won't promote him

    Hooray, make him kyu-dan
    Hooray, make him kyu-dan
    Hooray, make him kyu-dan
    Why won't they promote him?

    Make him the director of the next year's Congress
    Make him the director of the next year's Congress
    Make him the director of the next year's Congress
    If they won't promote him

    Hooray, make him ju-dan
    Hooray, make him ju-dan
    Hooray, make him ju-dan
    Why won't they promote him?

    That's what we do with a strong dutch first-kyu
    That's what we do with a strong dutch first-kyu
    That's what we do with a strong dutch first-kyu
    If they won't promote him

    Hooray, make him meijin
    Hooray, make him meijin
    Hooray, make him meijin
    Why won't they promote him?


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    #6
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    that makes me sad


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    #7
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users Posts: 6,121 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    I wish my punctuation was better.


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    #8
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    use line breaks


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    #9
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Rape him.

    Rape him good.


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    #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    ... anything you want. He won't remember in the morning.


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