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some sayings for that little moment when an insult wont do

  • 22-02-2007 3:43pm
    #1
    Marksie
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    Love is grand;
    >divorce is a hundred grand.
    >*************************
    >I am in shape.
    >Round is a shape.
    >*************************
    >Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
    >***************************
    >Never be afraid to try something new.
    >Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.
    >***************************
    >Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
    >***************************
    >Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
    >***************************
    >Even if you are on the right track,
    >you'll get run over if you just sit there.
    >***************************
    >Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
    >They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
    >***************************
    >An optimist thinks this is the best possible world.
    >A pessimist fears this is true.
    >**************************
    >There will always be death and taxes;
    >however, death doesn't get worse every year.
    >***************************
    >In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
    >***************************
    >I am a nutritional overachiever.
    >***************************
    >I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
    >***************************
    >Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
    >***************************
    >A day without sunshine is like night.
    >***************************
    >It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
    >but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
    >***************************
    >The real art of conversation is not only to say the
    >right thing at the right time,
    >but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the
    >tempting moment.
    >***************************
    >Brain cells come and brain cells go,
    >but fat cells live forever.
    >***************************
    >Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
    >Sometimes it comes alone.
    >***************************
    >Life not only begins at forty,
    >it also begins to show.


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