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Valentine's Limericks

pbsuxok1znja4r · 2007-02-14 09:20:20

Post 'em if ya got 'em. I need something cheesy/romantic to text to my GF I'll consider the offensive ones, too :)

14-02-2007 9:20am

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Post 'em if ya got 'em. I need something cheesy/romantic to text to my GF

I'll consider the offensive ones, too

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#2 14-02-2007 9:30am

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055052212

or just have a look around the humour forum, should be plenty there ^_^

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#3 14-02-2007 9:36am

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There was a young man called Einis.......

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#4 14-02-2007 10:41am

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Zapho wrote:

There was a young man called Einis.......

Who met a young lady from Venus....

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#5 14-02-2007 10:46am

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Screw it. off to TCN with you and don't send it back.

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There was a man from Kentuckit..

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#8 14-02-2007 11:02am

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I like it!

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#9 14-02-2007 1:32pm

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who's downunder was thick as a forest,
her boyfriend called Pips,
took a razor to her lips,
and made a new wig for his mistress.

My own creation.....don't stone me

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#10 14-02-2007 4:34pm

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love is for real people

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Of seeing you
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