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Toast, butter, jam, sex

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  • 04-02-2007 4:23pm
    #1
    Chillwithcian
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    You remember the infamoous SEx,cheeze , chicken thread, well now we are back with toast, butter, jam and sex so take your order of prefrence and let the madness begin

    P.S Im not mad, your just crazy!!!!!:p


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    Heisenberg.
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    #3
    Chillwithcian
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    No Tea and toast for you!!!


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    littlesurfer
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    whats with the order dude????? mix it up a bit more


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    Stalfos
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    i dont remember any sex cheese or chicken. i think were being ripped off


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    Nevyn
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    Amateurs ffs it is not toast it is Crumpet.


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    #7
    Chillwithcian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Chillwithcian


    Thaedydal wrote:
    Amateurs ffs it is not toast it is Crumpet.

    Fock off tipsy OOPS i dropped my crumpet on your crotch :p


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    Skellington
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    My order of preference is crumpet , crotch, cheese................and what where the other options?:confused:


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    Black Swan
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    Skip the preliminaries. Let's get on to the entre'


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    Red Hand
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    Toast for you then?:p


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    #11
    Black Swan
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    Toast for two.


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    #12
    Red Hand
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    Toast to RUU. Clinks glass


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    #13
    Black Swan
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    Sinks teeth halfway into large, juicy strawberry. Give you any ideas for breakfast?


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    #14
    Red Hand
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    What do you thnk I would have for starters? I'll give you a clue-it would not be food.:p


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    Black Swan
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    Huh? Runs to mirror. Poses. Runs back to laptop. "And all this time I thought I was good enough to eat? Oh well, back to the gym and dojang for more strenuous workouts!"


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    Cheese. On a muffin...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    Black Swan
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    Sounds pretty cheezzzzzzy...


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    Donegal Lass
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    butter, jam,toast and i have no idea what the other one is!!


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    #19
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
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    Oh I think different...


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    Donegal Lass
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    *shakes fist at Hail*

    you be quiet!!


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    #21
    littlesurfer
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    depends on the cheese i suppose........chedder anyone........


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    singingstranger
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    Toast, then butter. Sex ftl.


































    j/k


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    #23
    Lust4Life
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    Hmmmmmm. So we must be talking Morning sex then?

    I am SO there! \0/


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    #24
    littlesurfer
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    its not good to excersize on a full stomach


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    #25
    Red Hand
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    Such excercise would be welcome at any time of the day. Plus, one is getting some nutrition at the same time.


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    #26
    Chillwithcian
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    Bulbber


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    #27
    Black Swan
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    You could burn 133 cal I've been told. Oh, each time...


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    #28
    littlesurfer
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    133 cals.....no way.......damn it i subscribed to the singles forum. Ah well Donut anyone?


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    #29
    Black Swan
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    It's more fun if you have a partner.


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    Donegal Lass
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    double the calories burned!!:D


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    Black Swan
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    Exactly! Improved efficiency.


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