Toast, butter, jam, sex

Chillwithcian

You remember the infamoous SEx,cheeze , chicken thread, well now we are back with toast, butter, jam and sex so take your order of prefrence and let the madness begin

P.S Im not mad, your just crazy!!!!!:p

Heisenberg.

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Chillwithcian

No Tea and toast for you!!!

littlesurfer

whats with the order dude????? mix it up a bit more

Stalfos

i dont remember any sex cheese or chicken. i think were being ripped off

Nevyn

Amateurs ffs it is not toast it is Crumpet.

Chillwithcian

Thaedydal wrote:

Amateurs ffs it is not toast it is Crumpet.

Fock off tipsy OOPS i dropped my crumpet on your crotch

Skellington

My order of preference is crumpet , crotch, cheese................and what where the other options?

Black Swan

Skip the preliminaries. Let's get on to the entre'

Red Hand

Toast for you then?:p

Black Swan

Toast for two.

Red Hand

Toast to RUU. Clinks glass

Black Swan

Sinks teeth halfway into large, juicy strawberry. Give you any ideas for breakfast?

Red Hand

What do you thnk I would have for starters? I'll give you a clue-it would not be food.:p

Black Swan

Huh? Runs to mirror. Poses. Runs back to laptop. "And all this time I thought I was good enough to eat? Oh well, back to the gym and dojang for more strenuous workouts!"

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Cheese. On a muffin...

Black Swan

Sounds pretty cheezzzzzzy...

Donegal Lass

butter, jam,toast and i have no idea what the other one is!!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Oh I think different...

Donegal Lass

*shakes fist at Hail*

you be quiet!!

littlesurfer

depends on the cheese i suppose........chedder anyone........

singingstranger

Toast, then butter. Sex ftl.


































j/k

Lust4Life

Hmmmmmm. So we must be talking Morning sex then?

I am SO there! \0/

littlesurfer

its not good to excersize on a full stomach

Red Hand

Such excercise would be welcome at any time of the day. Plus, one is getting some nutrition at the same time.

Chillwithcian

Bulbber

Black Swan

You could burn 133 cal I've been told. Oh, each time...

littlesurfer

133 cals.....no way.......damn it i subscribed to the singles forum. Ah well Donut anyone?

Black Swan

It's more fun if you have a partner.

Donegal Lass

double the calories burned!!:D

Black Swan

Exactly! Improved efficiency.

Donegal Lass

i really like your style!!:D

Black Swan

Takes another sip of white zin. It's a wonder what a little liquid breakfast can do for ye at 4.08 AM in So Cal, especially when taking off today...

Donegal Lass

ok thats no fair!!:(

Black Swan

No, what's unfair is having to leave Jamaica Mo Bay after a shoot and not be able to stay and play, cause ye have to save your pennies for the overpriced Galway housing market.

Donegal Lass

ok you win!!

Black Swan

Do you think that I might be able to afford a little cottage with a sea view someday? You know, where you go in the W/C and stand on the lid and look out a small square of glass and see blue water in the distance?

Donegal Lass

but of course you will...it just might be in the back arse of nowhere!:D

Black Swan

Now that's encouraging. Raises glass to Donegal Lass. Cheers!

Donegal Lass

clinky clinky!!:D

littlesurfer

I used to have a boy who built those little houses with the view and all......sniff......can i have a glass too please?

challengemaster

/me hands littlesurfer a glass

on me

littlesurfer

aw thanks,...I'l have it with toast butter and jam please,...on the side,...just to bring us back on topic

Blue_Lagoon

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

You could burn 133 cal I've been told. Oh, each time...

But if they swallow, does it kind of cancel out that?

littlesurfer

apparantly its a maz of 13 cals per load and is full of nutrients and protien. :rolleyes:

challengemaster

would you like to confirm that? *volunteers*