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Lexus Joke

  • 04-02-2007 12:44pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 946 ✭✭✭


    A lady bought a new Lexus. It cost her a bundle. Two days later, she took
    it back to the dealer, complaining that the radio was not working.


    "Madam", said the Sales Manager, "the audio system in this car is
    completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and that's exactly what you will hear. It's a marvelous feature!"


    She drove out, amazed and slightly confused. She looked at the radio and
    said "Nelson."


    The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?"


    Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the sounds of "On The Road
    Again."
    The lady was astounded!!


    If she said "Beethoven," that's what she got. If she said "Nat King Cole",
    she got it. If she said, "Frank Sinatra" she immediately heard him crooning.


    Suddenly, at a traffic light her light turned green and she pulled out. Off
    to her right, out of the corner of her eye she saw a big Sports Utility
    Vehicle speeding right at her.


    She swerved and narrowly missed a terrible collision.....
    "Ass hole!", she yelled......


    And, from the radio............"Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the
    United States...."


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    *cough*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    :D

    im still laughing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Poor George gets another well deserved bashing.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    :D

    im still laughing

    are you serious?

    the president of the united states is..... (wait for it).... an asshole! GENIUS JOKE!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    Bad.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,658 ✭✭✭old boy


    maby i am misqouting an old bard here, thats true is a pity, but the pity is its true


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,658 ✭✭✭old boy


    maby i am misqouting an old bard here, thats true its a pity, but the pity is its true


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I thought it was good...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Any joke that slags good old George W. is alright with me :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    i like jumpers:)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    are you serious?

    the president of the united states is..... (wait for it).... an asshole! GENIUS JOKE!

    Sorry.. i forgot you control the sense of humour for the whole world. Sorry *bows*


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