prank war hehe

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just wondering does anyone here have any good pranks- big or small, there's a few of us going away in a couple of weeks nd i need some ideas! *evil laugh*

thanks

Silverfish

I think you need to give more details.

Writing 'Warning: Contains bomb' on someone's suitcase doesn't work if you're only going to Letterkenny.

biko

A/s/l ?

Rb

Send "anthrax" to their families. Not actual anthrax now, that'd be evil and muderous, just flour or baking soda or something and a note to freak them out. They'll certainly ring their kids/whoevers on the holiday with you and you'll get a good laugh from their reactions.

Dave!

If they have a horse, cut off its head and put it in their bed while they're asleep. If they don't have a horse, this still works if they have a dog.

Oh they'll get such a shock when they first discover it, but then they'll laugh and laugh and laugh!

Have fun!

super_furry

1) Get a can of shaving foam.
2) Put it in a freezer for three or four days.
3) Take it out.
4) Cut it in half with a saw.
5) Quickly place both halves on, or in, their bed.
6) Wait an hour or two.
7) Laugh.

Plug

Get dog sh!t and rub a fiver or a tener over it(tener works best), make sure its only done on one side, the side that has the sh!t on it place that down towards the ground. Put it outside there front door and then wait. "yeah I found a tener":D
Pure evil:)

Dave!

1) Hang an anvil above their front door
2) Wait for them to step outside
3) Let the anvil drop onto their head
4) Laugh and laugh and laugh!

Okay I'll let the rest of ye post some suggestions now ¬_¬

Sam Vimes

a bloke i know went to spain with a few mates. one night he went off with a girl and the rest of them went back to the apartment. they filled a load of condoms with sun cream and left them littered around his room. the girl wasn't impressed when he brought her back and ran off out of the room. they had to lock him in the bathroom to stop him killing them and he wrecked the room

Alter-Ego

super_furry wrote:

1) Get a can of shaving foam.
2) Put it in a freezer for three or four days.
3) Take it out.
4) Cut it in half with a saw.
5) Quickly place both halves on, or in, their bed.
6) Wait an hour or two.
7) Laugh.

That also works a treat with 20 cans and a nissan micra!!

Cling film over the toilet bowl is a classic.

Infecting a good friend with hepatitis is a hoot!

Degsy

This is a very good seasonal prank.Place an ad (a free one preferably)aftre christmas,saying that the prankee will buy all old christmas trees for a fiver each.Give his address and your phone number so the incredulous public can confirm it.It works even better if he's away for a day or two,gangs of scouts and shysters with low-loaders show up with thousands of trees and finding nobody home,dump them in his garden,over his wall and in his letterbox.Its most fun because it appeals to people's greed and gullibility at the expense of the victim.

Bottle_of_Smoke

Degsy wrote:

This is a very good seasonal prank.Place an ad (a free one preferably)aftre christmas,saying that the prankee will buy all old christmas trees for a fiver each.Give his address and your phone number so the incredulous public can confirm it.It works even better if he's away for a day or two,gangs of scouts and shysters with low-loaders show up with thousands of trees and finding nobody home,dump them in his garden,over his wall and in his letterbox.Its most fun because it appeals to people's greed and gullibility at the expense of the victim.

evil but very funny. if i ever hate someone this is happening

randylonghorn

Commander Vimes wrote:

a bloke i know went to spain with a few mates. one night he went off with a girl and the rest of them went back to the apartment. they filled a load of condoms with sun cream and left them littered around his room. the girl wasn't impressed when he brought her back and ran off out of the room. they had to lock him in the bathroom to stop him killing them and he wrecked the room

ROFL! We did something like this in Leaving Cert year (co-ed school) ... johnny with liquid soap left on floor of one of the cubicles in girls' jacks. Big gossip for next two days as to "who?" etc. Slipped one into one of the lad's jacket pockets another night going into chipper ... he pulled it out with his wallet!

Have hidden stuff in lads' luggage at different times e.g. women's knickers / KY jelly / vibrator ... make sure to ask them for something out of it when everyone is around; or send them home with it for the significant other to find!

Ruu_Old

DaveMcG wrote:

1) Hang an anvil above their front door
2) Wait for them to step outside
3) Let the anvil drop onto their head
4) Laugh and laugh and laugh!

Okay I'll let the rest of ye post some suggestions now ¬_¬

Too many Warner Brothers cartoons.

Coffee granules in the shower head, OP.

Steyr

Wait til one of the boys is asleep on the beach then get sun cream and write something like "twat" on his head and "i have a small cock" on his chest then let the sun dry it up he will have those sayings on his head/chest for at least a week!:D

Rabies

Not really a prank, but good fun none the less.

On christmas eve 4 of us were having a few beers in the apartment. Decided to play a game of hide and seek (age range was 20-27 ). Only 4 rooms, 2 bed rooms, bathroom and kitchen/sitting room.

At the start set the rule that no one is allowed in the attic or to leave the house.

Play a few games to get it going. Make sure all lights are off. Windows have no light creeping in at all.

One of girls was a little drunk, so after a few games the rest of us jumped of the balcony from the first floor. Sat outside the front door and listened to her going mad in the house because she couldn't find anyone.

We left her for about 20-30min

If we had money we were tempted to walk off and get a pizza.

Really need drink for it to work and someone gullable enough to trust you never to leave the house.

If we didn't walk back in she would still be there

TerrorFirmer

The best one we ever did was posting an ad for an 'unwanted ps2, 3 games,' in the buy and sell - at christmas time, a year after it had come out.

They had to disconnect their phone line for a week or two.

woosaysdan

we filled a water fountain with bubble bath before!!! you need a load of bottles but the craic in great when the bubbles get out of control!!! and then exit stage left as if nothing happened!!! or leave something really smelly hidden in his hotel room!!!

projectmayhem

find a big concert that's sold out.

get the prankee's phone number, stick the tickets at cost price in the buy&sell. they'll be bombarded to the point of insanity. done it many times

danniemcq

baby powder on the bed sheets, they sweat milk goes into their porees and won't come out for days. it needs to be sweated out showers won't work!

fred funk }{

If one of the boys passes out from drink stick a Mars bar down his jocks. It will melt and when he wakes up he will think he has shlt himself. Pretend nothing is different and watch him as he makes his excuses and runs. I seen this done and its the funniest thing ever.

Can't really fo this on your holliers but.......

(Note: works on girls only, but this makes it all the more evil)

Before everyone arrives for a party, put a video camera in the bathroom and record one of your mates having a slash with his back to the camera and then washing his hands etc.. It helps if he has something distinctive like a Celtic jersey or something on. Try to angle the camera so you can't see his willy, but you can see the pi$$ between hislegs going into the bowl. Also try to have it so that if it was a girl doing her thing, you'd get a pretty good view

Next remove the camera and put the recording on a DVD, and place it in the DVD player, ready to play. When everybody arrives, and the party is in full swing, wait for the (female) target to go to the bathroom, and ask your mate who is on the DVD to wait very close to the toilet, (on the stairs or whatever) so that when she comes out, it's fairly obvious that he is definitely going into the Jacks after she comes out. It helps if he draws attention to his distinctive top at this point ..........i.e. "Come on the Celts!!!" as he walks past her or something to that effect.

While that's going on, have the DVD playing so when she comes in, he's on the TV taking a slash, and everybody starts laughing and pointing at her etc.

It works brilliantly if you can get one of her mates in on the trick and get her to confirm that they were videoed, live, going to the toilet.

Dave!

Deleted User wrote:

Can't really fo this on your holliers but.......

(Note: works on girls only, but this makes it all the more evil)

Before everyone arrives for a party, put a video camera in the bathroom and record one of your mates having a slash with his back to the camera and then washing his hands etc.. It helps if he has something distinctive like a Celtic jersey or something on. Try to angle the camera so you can't see his willy, but you can see the pi$$ between hislegs going into the bowl. Also try to have it so that if it was a girl doing her thing, you'd get a pretty good view

Next remove the camera and put the recording on a DVD, and place it in the DVD player, ready to play. When everybody arrives, and the party is in full swing, wait for the (female) target to go to the bathroom, and ask your mate who is on the DVD to wait very close to the toilet, (on the stairs or whatever) so that when she comes out, it's fairly obvious that he is definitely going into the Jacks after she comes out. It helps if he draws attention to his distinctive top at this point ..........i.e. "Come on the Celts!!!" as he walks past her or something to that effect.

While that's going on, have the DVD playing so when she comes in, he's on the TV taking a slash, and everybody starts laughing and pointing at her etc.

It works brilliantly if you can get one of her mates in on the trick and get her to confirm that they were videoed, live, going to the toilet.

rofl, elaborate but I'm sure extremely funny

biko

This is an easy one. Great fun though. Remember to break hard

embee

The old "prawns down the middle of the radiator" works a treat if someones going away for a week or so.

Put prawns in their radiator, crank the heating on. The stink when they return will be atrocious (although, to be honest, you should really only do this to someone you hate).

ekevosu

A guy at work got me with the following:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/

Really drove me mad and had me searching the office until he eventually told me. Its a little chip with a magnet that you can put anywhere and every 3-8 minutes it lets out an annoying high pitched noise like the ones used in supermarkets to scare off teenagers. The times vary but very annoying. I had to congratulate the guy, good prank.

Victor

danniemcq wrote:

baby powder on the bed sheets, they sweat milk goes into their porees and won't come out for days. it needs to be sweated out showers won't work!

Do you mean milk powder or crushed baby?

Red Hand

Victor wrote:

Do you mean milk powder or crushed baby?

Ha! Reminds me of that urban myth about people in some poor country thinking that baby-food with pictures of babies on the outside was made from babies.

Pranks? Fill the salt shaker with sodium thiosulphate-whoops, I mean sugar!:)

miju

was a great one done in an office a couple of years ago , an office cubicle was wrapped in clingfilm and half filled with packing foam from the stores , classic **** at the time

bluto63

My friend had just started learning drums, so I decided I'd put his name in the buy and sell as a drummer with 10 years experience, willing to play anything. He got quiet a lot of calls for the next week or two!