Jjack baUR is: 24, day 44. do do DE doo.

Giblet

hey ChlOE, PatCh me ThroYGh to my DAUGHTER!

KiM: HellO DadDY!
JaCK: YES Shey therrE is A NUKelaR babomp>!
KiM:L YOu So FUNnY DadDy
JaCK: you Umust LeaVE QUIC klY! or ElSe Yo DU!IE!
KJIm: Lol, BYE I MUST throW AwaY my PhoNE andf Go ShopPuing for CougAr ReppelllanNT SprAy!

Sarky

That sounds about right, actually.

Basq

Ha... the cougar repellent bit made me giggle like a red-undie wearing prostitute with a heart-of-gold!

EDIT: No need to fear Cougars anymore Kimmy.... Daddy's got it covered:

Matt Holck

http://www.peters-universum.de/galactica1.htm

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Jack Bauer Vs. The Cylons?

Matt Holck

No
that's Jack's drummer
he also sings back up for heavy breathing

Shiminay

By your command

amp

You know, they just don't say that enough in the new series. I never thought about that till now.

Beep... beep.. beep.. beep..

Matt Holck

In the spirits of bi-partison compremiss
the three branches of of the US goverment
will be consolidated to Judicial and Executive
can Jack fillibuster enough to save congress?

Sparky

Ohen nOeS. Teh KIm haZerds BeeN KiDNaPPed AigaN.


Zou MuST aLL bUy MeH fIlM NOew

the_syco

Nuke boom ftw. Pity it missed Jack

Matt Holck

I don't like you
and you don't like me
but there's only one toilet stale and we're running of of time
can I trust you for 2 minutes?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Matt has a flash back of his night out last night...

Chillwithcian

I am federal agent jack bauer....and this is the longest traffic jam of my life.....

Matt Holck

cut to the motor cycle chase
sliding under semis
and flying past families in minivans

Chillwithcian

Cloie, did i or did i not tell you to fax me those gprs co-ordinates, i am now returning to ctu... kill my wife for me and shag nina myers!!!! AGGGGHHH tony almeda comitted it while i was out on a coffe break, but wait im jack bauer im supposed to go to hell,,f,sygejflOQ3HFTRP32:( :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

_Kaiser_

Jack's the man, but will never be as cool as Chuck

Sarky

Considering Chuck Norris was a washed up talentless hobo before the 90's even began, that's pretty harsh.

Matt Holck

Jack's into torture

errr'

interogation