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Jjack baUR is: 24, day 44. do do DE doo.

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  • 29-01-2007 10:42pm
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    Giblet
    Registered Users Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭


    hey ChlOE, PatCh me ThroYGh to my DAUGHTER!

    KiM: HellO DadDY!
    JaCK: YES Shey therrE is A NUKelaR babomp>!
    KiM:L YOu So FUNnY DadDy
    JaCK: you Umust LeaVE QUIC klY! or ElSe Yo DU!IE!
    KJIm: Lol, BYE I MUST throW AwaY my PhoNE andf Go ShopPuing for CougAr ReppelllanNT SprAy!

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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That sounds about right, actually.


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    #3
    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,778 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Ha... the cougar repellent bit made me giggle like a red-undie wearing prostitute with a heart-of-gold! :D

    EDIT: No need to fear Cougars anymore Kimmy.... Daddy's got it covered:

    cougarni8.jpg


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    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    cylon.gif
    http://www.peters-universum.de/galactica1.htm


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    #5
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Jack Bauer Vs. The Cylons?


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    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    No
    that's Jack's drummer
    he also sings back up for heavy breathing


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    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    By your command


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    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    You know, they just don't say that enough in the new series. I never thought about that till now.

    Beep... beep.. beep.. beep..


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    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    In the spirits of bi-partison compremiss
    the three branches of of the US goverment
    will be consolidated to Judicial and Executive
    can Jack fillibuster enough to save congress?


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    Sparky
    Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Ohen nOeS. Teh KIm haZerds BeeN KiDNaPPed AigaN.


    Zou MuST aLL bUy MeH fIlM NOew

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    the_syco
    Registered Users Posts: 37,295 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Nuke boom ftw. Pity it missed Jack :(


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    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I don't like you
    and you don't like me
    but there's only one toilet stale and we're running of of time
    can I trust you for 2 minutes?


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    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Matt has a flash back of his night out last night...


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    Chillwithcian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Chillwithcian


    I am federal agent jack bauer....and this is the longest traffic jam of my life.....


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    #15
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    cut to the motor cycle chase
    sliding under semis
    and flying past families in minivans


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    Chillwithcian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 751 ✭✭✭Chillwithcian


    Cloie, did i or did i not tell you to fax me those gprs co-ordinates, i am now returning to ctu... kill my wife for me and shag nina myers!!!! AGGGGHHH tony almeda comitted it while i was out on a coffe break, but wait im jack bauer im supposed to go to hell,,f,sygejflOQ3HFTRP32:( :( :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


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    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users Posts: 28,717 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Jack's the man, but will never be as cool as Chuck


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Considering Chuck Norris was a washed up talentless hobo before the 90's even began, that's pretty harsh.


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    #19
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Jack's into torture

    errr'

    interogation


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