Words that should exist.

The Sweeper

This is really just a bit of fun - post words that you believe should exist and their meaning. I'll start:


Intaxication

The feeling you get just after you receive a tax rebate cheque from the Inland Revenue, and just before you realise it's actually your own money that's being returned to you.

Intextication

The condition of sending highly inappropriate text messages to people who really don't want to receive them from you, when you're very, very drunk.



Any other suggestions?

hullaballoo

Condundrum
That feeling you get when you realise that you have no idea where you parked in a shopping centre car park (or any other unnecessarily confusing place)!

Ginbreeding
How many people were conceived.

Scraggs

Hexual Intercurse
Sex thats just cursed from the off :0

Foreploy
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Phonecrastinate
To put off answering the phone until the caller id displays who it is.

Assmosis
The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by licking up to the boss rather than hard graft.

Faith

Flatricide (noun):

The act of killing one's flatmate.

Example: "If Lucy doesn't cop the fock on, I'm going to commit flatricide!"

Pherekydes

Irregardless (adjective):

regarding, attentive, considerate, concerned

ANTONYMS

regardless

The Sweeper

Insomdingdongnia

When you're extremely tired, but don't go to bed because you're expecting a caller at your door.

Nalz

Shiart (a shít fart)

yeah stupid I know but my flatmate kept saying it all week. Maybe I should perform flatricide on him!!

FlutterinBantam

HAPPYRASH

A dose of the clap or any non fatal STD


FOREGASM

Going up and over like a pan of milk before the task has been completed.

mastermind2005

ILLAFIED

Deeply distressed; upset: sick with worry.