Surprise!

qz

An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a
construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told
the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he
said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're
in charge of supplies."
He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you
guys to make a dent in that there pile."
The foreman went away for a couple of hours, and, when he returned,
the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you
sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to
the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa
disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned
to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this
pile."
The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a
shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah
couldnay fin' him either." The foreman was really angry by now and
stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy.

Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and
yelled...

"SUPPLIES!!"

Oliverdog

I was leary suppliesed !

Spenguin

Aw that was terrible...