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The vet

Skellington · 2007-01-22 00:47:43

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. "Hmm," says the vet, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to put him down" "Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the…

22-01-2007 12:47am

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Skellington

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A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him."
So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. "Hmm," says the vet, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to put him down"
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man.
"No, because he's heavy," said the vet.:D

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#2 22-01-2007 1:58am

KamiKazi

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if only there wasnt a charter.....

id sure tell you how bad that joke was.......... :eek:

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#3 22-01-2007 5:45am

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looks like them, un-jokes are coming back

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#4 22-01-2007 10:45pm

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Gave me a chuckle anyway

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#5 24-01-2007 11:36pm

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I laughed

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#6 25-01-2007 11:44am

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lol, sounds like something they'd have in Family Guy

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#7 25-01-2007 12:15pm

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#8 26-01-2007 12:34am

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Play on words. Best. (intelligent) Humour. Ever.

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