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This Is Not A Medical Forum

  • 21-01-2007 05:48AM
    #1
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    THIS IS NOT A MEDICAL FORUM


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  • #2
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    we don't have time to argue location

    scalple


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    cough!


  • #4
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    But my leg is falling off.....

    WHAT SHALL I DOOOOOOOOOO?????????


  • #5
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Stand clear!

    Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaak


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ...........................beep............................beep......................beep.................................beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

    whoops it dropped off again


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  • #7
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    nurseheartfelt.jpg

    IT IS NOW


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..


  • #9
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    defibrillator.jpg


  • #10
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


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  • #11
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    could you hold my maglight in place while I go in?


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  • #12
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    tSubh Dearg wrote:
    But my leg is falling off.....

    WHAT SHALL I DOOOOOOOOOO?????????

    put some vasaline on your eyes, that'll make it better!


  • #13
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,315 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Kharn wrote:
    THIS IS NOT A MEDICAL FORUM
    Right there Ted... so what is it?


  • #14
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    All this blood is making it hard to operate.

    I need suction.


  • #15
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    We all need suction ...


    nurse.jpg


  • #16
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    tSubh Dearg
    can you hear me?
    I need you hang onto your leg
    something just came up


  • #17
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Its too late for tSubh....
    decor---small-pegleg-statue.jpg


  • #18
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I need to see the doctor in a hurry.... I think I have chicken pox...


  • #19
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Hang on.... you can only get chicken pox from having sex with.... Ew, Boneless!!! :rolleyes:


  • #20
    Black NG-60-90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭Black NG-60-90


    I've got arms growing out of my eyelids. What do i do?? Do i cut them off?


  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pluck 'em


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  • #22
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Black NG-60-90 wrote:
    I've got arms growing out of my eyelids. What do i do?? Do i cut them off?

    Just belt them into place, they'll come in useful when you least expect it.

    10307%20CROWNED%20FACE%20HAMMER.jpg


  • #23
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    just bat your eyes to the beat


  • #24
    Black NG-60-90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭Black NG-60-90


    OK just wait a second...... oow...ooooowwww......aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggh!!! .....................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgghh!!...........argh! There we go.


  • #25
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    a one
    a two
    a one two three four


  • #26
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Black, I think you knocked things all out of shape with that hammer ...


  • #27
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    we can repair it with plaster

    mccoy_bricklayer.jpg

    http://trekmovie.com/2006/09/23/devil-in-the-dark-screenshots-and-videos/


  • #28
    singingstranger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭singingstranger


    Kharn wrote:
    THIS IS NOT A MEDICAL FORUM
    Then what do I do about this?
    ACS_Digestive_Stomach_Lev20_HerniaRepair_01_450x382.gif


  • #29
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    OK take a breath
    take a breath

    Now Push!


  • #30
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Matt Holck wrote:
    mccoy_bricklayer.jpg
    Damnit Jim I'm a doctor, not a Beefy King!


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  • #31
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Kharn wrote:
    THIS IS NOT A MEDICAL FORUM


    But... But... Teyhrs spots on meh willeh!!!


  • #32
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I told you to use sun block


  • #33
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Matt Holck wrote:
    we can repair it with plaster

    mccoy_bricklayer.jpg

    http://trekmovie.com/2006/09/23/devil-in-the-dark-screenshots-and-videos/
    I'M BEGINNING TO THINK I CAN CURE A RAINY DAY! ;)


  • #34
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,829 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    I've heard of yellow snow, but green?


  • #35
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,366 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    <sigh> how many times do I have to tell you

    DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW !


  • #36
    Dutchology
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    Capt'n Midnight wrote:
    <sigh> how many times do I have to tell you

    DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW !
    Um... Hypotheticall speaking, if I had eaten the yellow snow... What would happen?


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  • #37
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Dutchology wrote:
    Um... Hypotheticall speaking, if I had eaten the yellow snow... What would happen?
    milhouse.gif


  • #38
    Dutchology
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 475 ✭✭Dutchology


    Oh no! Is it that bad? Tell me, what should I do?

    *convulses*


  • #39
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    You're hangin with the House now...

    ... and the House always wins!!!


  • #40
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    try not to whine

    you'll exasperate it


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