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Weapons of Mass Destruction

  • 19-01-2007 4:43pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭


    Let it Begin! Mwa ha ha!

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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,288 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba
    The fireball touched the ground, reached nearly as high as the altitude of the release plane, and was seen 1,000 km away. The heat could have caused third degree burns at a distance of 100 km. The subsequent mushroom cloud was about 60 km high and 30–40 km wide. The explosion could be seen and felt in Finland, even breaking windows there. Atmospheric focusing caused blast damage up to 1,000 km away. The seismic shock created by the detonation was measurable even on its third passage around the earth.
    ...
    a power of about 5.3×10^24 watts or 5.3 yottawatts. This is equivalent to approximately 1% of the power output of the Sun.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Ticklish anyone?

    ostrich_feathers.jpg

    Mike.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,812 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    mike65 wrote:
    Ticklish anyone?
    "The horror...the horror!" Apocalypse Now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Atomic chickens...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    boneless wrote:
    Atomic chickens...

    Atomic Kitten... :eek: :mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    MrJoeSoap wrote:
    Atomic Kitten... :eek: :mad:

    RUN FOR THE HILLS!!! Leave the children and old people as a delaying tactic....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    "The horror...the horror!" Apocalypse Now.

    That's a quote from Conrad's "Heart of Darkness" (just so you know....)


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,288 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    boneless wrote:
    Atomic chickens...
    you mean these ones ?
    British chicken powered nuclear landmine.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3588465.stm


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,288 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    you mean these ones ?
    British chicken powered nuclear landmine.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3588465.stm

    And yis all think I'm mad!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    mike65 wrote:
    Ticklish anyone?

    ostrich_feathers.jpg

    Mike.
    THE most powerfull weapon in the interrogator's arsenal, lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,830 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    Fear the gunslinger who rides in from the west



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    bombs


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,288 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Fear the gunslinger who rides in from the west
    and that's a ladies bike :eek:


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,812 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    That's a quote from Conrad's "Heart of Darkness" (just so you know....)
    It's also what was scripted in the film by Brando in the final scenes before he dies in "Apocalypse Now."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    am I the only one that can't hear the second syllable ?

    SwimmingPoolQsThe_WorldWarTwoPointFive.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Lets dance!

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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,812 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Takes two to tango! Some males I've met think that dancing was created by women as Weapons of Male Destruction...:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck




  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,812 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Life's a grind.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Thou art giving out grinds, Blue? May I have a lesson?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,812 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Java or dancing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Depends on whether you are on Java at the time!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    How do I know if I'm running Java?

    who stole my bandwidth?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,812 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Oooooooo, a java-runner out of San Diego! Are you fast?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I like to pace myself


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,812 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Java make me go faster!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Poke, poke!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,812 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Slow poke?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Poking Me, Poking You...aha!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,812 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Knows about Mass and how to give penance to girls thereby preventing their Destruction.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    V= Blue. C squared


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,812 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Wants to be a relative.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Wants to test theories to their limits.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,812 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Wants to pump genetic code into The Hat.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    My pump? :eek: I need to log off before me and my pump get into trouble! :eek:

    *Tips hat at Blue*


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,812 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Blue grabs The Hat before anything be lost. Good for 2 days?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Supposedly. It comes with a best before date.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,812 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    You have a self-life?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    I come with a self-life, shelf-life and a two-day gurantee, yes.:)

    Propose changing the title of this thread to Weapons of Mass Construction.


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,812 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Or...
    Creative destruction?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Why build something up, only to have it fall down again Blue?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck




  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,288 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight




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