Weapons of Mass Destruction

Peyton Manning

Let it Begin! Mwa ha ha!

Capt'n Midnight

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba

The fireball touched the ground, reached nearly as high as the altitude of the release plane, and was seen 1,000 km away. The heat could have caused third degree burns at a distance of 100 km. The subsequent mushroom cloud was about 60 km high and 30–40 km wide. The explosion could be seen and felt in Finland, even breaking windows there. Atmospheric focusing caused blast damage up to 1,000 km away. The seismic shock created by the detonation was measurable even on its third passage around the earth.
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a power of about 5.3×10^24 watts or 5.3 yottawatts. This is equivalent to approximately 1% of the power output of the Sun.

mike65

Ticklish anyone?



Mike.

Black Swan

mike65 wrote:

Ticklish anyone?

"The horror...the horror!" Apocalypse Now.

boneless

Atomic chickens...

MrJoeSoap

boneless wrote:

Atomic chickens...

Atomic Kitten... :eek: :mad:

boneless

MrJoeSoap wrote:

Atomic Kitten... :eek: :mad:

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!! Leave the children and old people as a delaying tactic....

brianthebard

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

"The horror...the horror!" Apocalypse Now.

That's a quote from Conrad's "Heart of Darkness" (just so you know....)

Capt'n Midnight

boneless wrote:

Atomic chickens...

you mean these ones ?
British chicken powered nuclear landmine.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3588465.stm

Capt'n Midnight

http://davidszondy.com/future/war/futurewar.htm - some wonderful WOMAD

boneless

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

you mean these ones ?
British chicken powered nuclear landmine.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3588465.stm

And yis all think I'm mad!!!

The Bollox

mike65 wrote:

Ticklish anyone?



Mike.

THE most powerfull weapon in the interrogator's arsenal, lol

spacecoyote

Fear the gunslinger who rides in from the west

Matt Holck

bombs

Capt'n Midnight

spacecoyote wrote:

Fear the gunslinger who rides in from the west

and that's a ladies bike :eek:

Black Swan

brianthebard wrote:

That's a quote from Conrad's "Heart of Darkness" (just so you know....)

It's also what was scripted in the film by Brando in the final scenes before he dies in "Apocalypse Now."

Matt Holck

am I the only one that can't hear the second syllable ?

Ruu_Old

Lets dance!

Black Swan

Takes two to tango! Some males I've met think that dancing was created by women as Weapons of Male Destruction...:p

Matt Holck

http://voltic.com/Vinyl_Vahalla

Black Swan

Life's a grind.

Red Hand

Thou art giving out grinds, Blue? May I have a lesson?

Black Swan

Java or dancing?

Red Hand

Depends on whether you are on Java at the time!

Matt Holck

How do I know if I'm running Java?

who stole my bandwidth?

Black Swan

Oooooooo, a java-runner out of San Diego! Are you fast?

Matt Holck

I like to pace myself

Black Swan

Java make me go faster!

Red Hand

Poke, poke!

Black Swan

Slow poke?

Red Hand

Poking Me, Poking You...aha!

Black Swan

Knows about Mass and how to give penance to girls thereby preventing their Destruction.

Red Hand

V= Blue. C squared

Black Swan

Wants to be a relative.

Red Hand

Wants to test theories to their limits.

Black Swan

Wants to pump genetic code into The Hat.

Red Hand

My pump? :eek: I need to log off before me and my pump get into trouble! :eek:

*Tips hat at Blue*

Black Swan

Blue grabs The Hat before anything be lost. Good for 2 days?

Red Hand

Supposedly. It comes with a best before date.

Black Swan

You have a self-life?

Red Hand

I come with a self-life, shelf-life and a two-day gurantee, yes.:)

Propose changing the title of this thread to Weapons of Mass Construction.

Black Swan

Or...
Creative destruction?

Red Hand

Why build something up, only to have it fall down again Blue?

Matt Holck

OH SNAP!

Capt'n Midnight

DIY
http://www.amazon.com/Electronic-Gadgets-Genius-Build-Yourself/dp/0071426094
http://www.amazon.com/MORE-Electronic-Gadgets-Evil-Genius/dp/0071459057